me

sorry about the previous post. anyway, hope that life would become much better. probably the exam stress is getting into every one of us.

here's some jokes.

The new Euro language
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

Lightbulb joke
Q: How many [members of your favorite group] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they have to be *really tiny*.


People are ignoring me
A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!

Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

haha :)

me

i am who i am.
if you, what the hell, don't like me, then f*** off.

i'm the kind of person who has like some kind of radar in my head. i'll pick out for those whom i can really trust, who i'll like and who i'll HATE. i make sure like there's some sort of boundary between me and the people i don't like. if you backstab me, you'll just wait. f*** off. you'll sense hostility from me towards you. SERIOUSLY. don't try to be bigger than me. i hate this kind of people. f***ing irritating.

i'm the kind who has tons of insecurities. i'll keep GIGANTIC amounts of stuff to myself till one day, i'll explode in tears, laughter and rage. need a shoulder, a hug, a whatever. just a really trustable listening ear. don't be angelic infront of me, you are only telling yourself that you're really a f***er.

you people out there may think it's you, but whatever, it's up to your great minds to lead you to seriously high imaginations. don't worry, it's not you. i don't usually use vulgarities. but when i'm pissed and really hurt, i will. i feel like i'm some sort of ferocious animal chained up. being chained up, i'm tame. but once free, oh how my teeth, claws and fangs will rise. darn you.

what the..

my dearest darling mother bought me a DRESS! A DRESS!! what the... i haven't worn a dress in like 7 years! she even bought matching high heels to go with it! no no no. but she bought them for a cause, it's because there's like a wedding at the end of the month and she wants me to look VERY presentable for it. i think i'll never wear it again. it's nice and it's dark blue! whee. blue... my fav colour! and so are the heels.

haha. today the clique pangseh me so marktan, isaac, clemence, luke and wenjie accompanied me for lunch. gosh. we were all having spicy food. the funniest part of lunch was that sailormoon was there. hehe. HAHA. isaac loaded his straw with ice and he shot it at HER! haha. then sailormoon squealed! all 6 of us burst into hilarious laughter. laughed till our tummyache. you may think that this was horrendously bad of us but, when you see sailormoon, she really deserved that hard icy ice shot. oops.

HAHA! who cares?! (:

joke

Think about It 2

- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Idiots in the Classroom

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

study

gosh. it's all study study study and study. and STUDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS HIA!

resting...

this is really some random post.

yes! my guitar skills are pretty improving!

some stuff

okay. i just have some stuff to say.

STUDY SKILLS ROCKS MY WORLD! i'm all motivated!
just hope the guys in my class would change their attitude after that session of study skills. those who didn't go for study skills MISSED OUT loads!

life's getting irritating. people, don't push me around. don't boss over me. i hate that. don't push me for deadlines. don't push me for my attitude. don't push me for my attire. don't push me over friends. don't push me over my studies.

whoohoo! got back my report card and i'm FANTASTICALLY happy with it! i improved TONS!!!

one thing...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI EN!!!

here are some jokes for ur viewing pleasure...
1. what is happy's surname?
LEE OR LI. HAPPILY (HAPPY LEE)
2. what is happy's occupation?
NURSE. HAPPINESS (HAPPY NURSE)
3. where does happy like to go?
LUCKY PLAZA. (HAPPY-GO-LUCKY)
4. why is happy so lonely?
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
5. what is happy's gender?
MALE. HAPPY MEAL.

that's all for today.

some events

according to leonard-sir, " do you know that you blog only when you have feeling? it's true you know?" and i believe it. i haven't been blogging even though many things have happened.


firstly, i passed my FIRST AID EXAM! whoohoo! hehe. i'm a certified first-aider. currently waiting for my license to arrive. so.. that means that i protected by the law if i give first aid to a casualty and if the person dies, i won't be held responsible. haha.


secondly, a beach outing! i'll just post photos. don't feel like typing out but i had FUN. REALLY!!

group shot.



girls. hey. i like my blue bowling ball.



this is not some porn shot. i just had to put this up. HAHA.



i love the waves. swash and backwash.


btw, if you people need mp3 music immediately, i can help you people get it. (: