Monday, May 12, 2008

wahhh

FIONA NEEDS TO FIND TIME TO GO SHOPPING
FIONA NEEDS TO FIND TIME TO READ THE BIBLE
FIONA DESPERATELY NEEDS TO FIND REST TIME

Dear Lord, help me.

Friday, May 02, 2008

McDonald's

please reduce your intake of fastfood, the best? don't even eat it at all. i've gone without fastfood for about 2 months already! (:

McDonald's Mcchefs are highly Mctrained; and a Mcpecking order of Mcchefs exists in this Mcfast Mcfood "Mcrestaurant" Mcbusiness -- including McBurger McFlipping McChefs, McChefs de McFries, McSauce McChefs and McHappy McMeal McChefs. McChicken McNugget Mcchefs and Mcboxed Mcapple Mcpie Mcchefs may have Mcspecialized Mctraining. All McDonalds Mcchefs merge Mcculinary Mcskills with a Mcknowledge of Mcbiological Mcscience. This Mcknowledge gives them the added Mccapability of Mcchanging Mcused Mcmotor Mcoil into Mcoil for the Mcfry Mcvats, creating Mcboneless Mcchicken Mcnuggets out of Mcold Mctires, and Mcrecycling Mcdropped Mcfood back into the Mcfood Mcchain (no Mcpun Mcintended). After Mcreceiving Mctheir Mctraining, McDonalds Mcchefs are fully Mcqualified to Mccook Mcfood at any Mcrestaurant in the Mcworld. These Mcchefs are so amazing they can Mccook Mcfood in the blink of 1000 Mcyears, keeping up with their "McFast" McFood name.