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my grandfather passed away. around 5pm. i remember the times when he'll strike lottery and give treats to the whole family. he's the one who paid for my family's china trip. whenever when conversing with him, he would speak in chinese and i'll reply in hokkein. WOW. my chinese is lousier than hokkein. he's always cracking chinese jokes.

i remember when i was young, he would play with both my brother and me. he would play catching and hide-and-seek with us. those were the days. i was glad when he quitted smoking in i think year2000. i was elated when he accepted CHRIST in september2006. he's the best grandfather i've ever had.

when he still had his wife, my grandmother, he was all loving and doting on her. sigh. i now realised that i've lost both my grandparents and that my mummy has lost both her parents. my mummy's heart must be seriously devasted.

during this period in 2006, i think my grandfather knew that his health was deterioating fast, so he accepted christ. he also really appreciated every family gathering. the last one was at sembawang or serangoon, at bottle tree village. devastation. i didn't go. sobs.

when i received the news of my grandfather's death, iwas like don't bluff me la. apparently not. it was real. so, reality sank in. i was shocked. flabbegasted.

anyway, i'm glad he's accepted christ. :)

haha

BLONDE JOKES

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.




lightbulb joke
Q: How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


Things to ponder
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

taken from ahajokes.com

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WHOOHOO! exams are way over! no more studying, for the while. hope i did well. man. my last paper was geography paper1. 40 mcq in 1h 15mins. everybody pratically finished it in like 1/2hr and fell sleep. i didn't want to sleep so i played with the stuff i had, example, my ziploc bag. hehe. i blew it up till it was FAT and sealed it and slept on it as if it were my pillow. haha. sian. after exam, went to cathay to watch the movie ROB-B-HOOD. my my. i DID NOT want to watch that show. it's gonna come up soon on channel 8 or channel U. what a waste of my 7 bucks. anyway, had fun on that day.

haha. the clique kept on meeting into jean's clique which consisted of may, herself, sarah, shumei, sze an, and some sec1 girl. they are from the VOLLEYBALL. they're really close. hmm, must be all that tough trainings they went through together.

sian. went to school today and going to school tomorrow. this is like so not like a holiday. whew. luckily on monday, i have no SCHOOL!!! whooppee!!

JOKES AGAIN:

Signs and notices

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

ANOTHER JOKE:

Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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