Thursday, April 12, 2007

funnies

okay. i forgot to type in something to my previous post. anyway, the girls and i were having an early birthday celebration for me at marche. and, we took turns to help each other get food. so it was allicia's turn and the cashier asked for the marche card. but unknowingly, she gave the HOTEL ROOM CARD. boy was she embarrassed. haha. it was a really funny situation.

next. this really happened and i'm told to put the victim's name as anon. one day during english lesson, eunice tham asked anon for a pen. BUT, anon heard eunice saying: can i have a pad? so, anon moved secretly to her bag's secret compartment to retrieve a pad for eunice and gave it to her. eunice was then SO SHOCKED as to receive a pad but not a pen. then eunice clarified that she wanted a pen and not a pad and wondered why anon reached into her bag for a pad instead to the pencilbox which is on the table for a pen. anon was then embarrassed that she kept on laughing and laughing. a seriously funny situation.

next. some riddles:
1. how do cows count?
2.1 why did the mushroom go to a party?
2.2 who did the mushroom meet at the party?




answers:
1. they use a COWculator
2.1 because he was a fungi (fun guy)
2.2 fungus (fun girls)

next. a joke:
shutup, manners and trouble were 3 gd friends but one day, trouble got lost in a forest and so shutup and manners went to the police station to make a report. but halfway, manners had a stomachache so he had to go home for the toilet.
policeman: what's your name?
shutup: shut up.
policeman: where are your manners?!
shutup: in the toilet
policeman: are you looking for trouble?!!
shutup: yes

:)

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