Monday, April 19, 2010

APRIL

APRIL'S BEEN AN AWESOME APRIL! i haven't been blogging lately cause i'm really busy, or more like giving myself the busy busy.

awesome belgium waffle

(:

the same cake as bernice


dinner at melben's! yummy crab!

natnat!

teammates celebrating my birthday at marche :D

awesome poster/card done by yaojie's girlfriend. thanks wenjuan!

fleaflyflofun!




elijah & his dimple & his mole







Thursday, April 15, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

iphone photos


girls clique dinner! crystaljade & then dailyscoop

used iphone app: photobooth


Saturday, April 10, 2010

FRIDAY

interschool national canoeing championships 2010
yayy, i'm proud of my juniors! yes, 2 silvers 1 bronze. you may think it's nothing, but it's really relative. like in the pj context, it's mindblowing-ly awesome & apparently the rest of the pj community doesn't understand the weight of the canoeing team getting podium finishes. i think like the school will never understand the canoeing team till like we get a team medal or if like the whole school comes down to watch the canoeing races. being plate champs is nothing. you are not the 1st, you are not the 2nd & you are not the 3rd. but i was & my juniors are. i have no idea why i'm like ranting now.

syc
i hate it when people bring in philosophy, morals, politics & evolution that kind of shit into conversations. yes, i know nothing about it that's why i dislike it & i do not intend to find out more about this kind of topics. like the topic of 'science & religion' for GP, like, WTH. i seriously don't even want to attempt that kind of question. there's no point teaching me that & spending like months on it. my mind just shuts off to it. yes, it is interesting with the stories & such.

BUT, today's session opened my eyes & ears a little to this kind of thing. today's syc was about evolution & like paul wanted to start things off with a debate. like wts, i know nuts about it & whatever both sides were talking about, i was totally blank. only when paul started 'lecturing', did things seem more interesting & understandable, seriously. it was really insightful but the only time i would probably been talking about such is when somebody questions my faith with the evolution theory.

i usually shut myself the moment i hear people talk about such. & when i knew paul was gonna talk about evolution, i was ready to shut my ears & brains. but when i knew that people were gonna use it to question my faith, i immediately opened my eyes & ears to be as receptive as possible. & me being receptive or such, only happens when i learn how to draw.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

online shopping

SHOPPING ROCKS!
bought a pair of flats, a romper & a dress yesterday & plenty of accesories (:
i still wanna get a pair of oxford flats!
hahahaha, was with steph shopping yesterday & i wanted to get a bag badly & today, my suede leather bag came in from korea! okay, so i no need a bag anymore, for the moment (:

still waiting for:
1. 3 lens disderi camera
2. 2 iphone casings
3. casual beige berms
4. blue summer wedges

epicute/graphicsgalore/thingsweforget





grooming/epicute


choko went for grooming yesterday & he looks darling cute!

Monday, April 05, 2010

happythings/icanread/tectonictremblings tumblr




you

actually, more at night (:

covers




i'm getting the brown chocolate & blue angel iphone covers!

byebye lg renoir & hello iphone


BYEBYE LG RENOIR!
you've been such a treasure to me the past year! i wouldn't have minded another year of using you. you've been most helpful to me in terms of applications, like i have this bible app & it's sooo convenient. i don't have to carry a bible around! you totally didn't give me any problems!
& now, you belong to my sister & she's now the coolest handphone user in CHIJ OLQP.


HELLO IPHONE! ohyousexything.
the first few days of using you,it was seriously problematic cause there wasn't any hardcopy manual but things sort of worked out & it all depends on the bill that will be coming in end of this month. as of now, you're only 1 week old. please don't die on me sooo fast can?

OUT

BYEBYE DOGGIES ):

in case you didn't know yet, i'm not working at that clementi petshop anymore. it's both a sad thing & a happy thing.
sad: i'm really really gonna miss those dogs. taking care of animals just brightens up my day
happy: i no longer have to face my bosses & that stressful environment
i don't really wanna mention much here but talk to me, & i'll tell you the whole story.

i'll prolly rest for a week & then start looking for another job, scooping icecream or something. i really have to have flexible hours. oh dear God, please shed some light on this matter.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Not a racist

WHY DO MALAY GUYS LIKE TO ADD ME ON FB?

i'm not malay!
is it my skin colour? i'm like super fair
i think it's gotta do with the GHUI surname. they probably think i'm some mixedblood. you mean we don't look Chinese?

or maybe it's the peranakan eyes. HAHAHAHAHA

Please please

MY CURRENT THOUGHTS AT 2.40AM:
1) IPHONE PLEASE
2) SHOPPING PLEASE,i can't blogshop for nuts. i have to try out the clothes,models either tall or skinny. $$$
3) hongkong with the girls! <3 please please spending spree
4) exercise on monday!
5) i'm tired of waiting for the 2 toy cameras i bought online
6) 'Perly Inc' hasn't replied,& it's pissing me off. need those 110 films
7) today's gonna be a long day & i like seeing 11:11
8) i've got to stop snacking at night
9) complete supporting documents for uni
10) courage

))):

I WANNA GO SHOPPING! ))):
please someone, date me out!
ps. only sundays & mondays free

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Whose genes do u think u've inherited, more of your mom's or your dad's?

seriously, 50-50. cause i can tell what came from who. i could name a whole lot more
my height: DAD
my nose: DAD
my low tolerance of chilli: MUM
my general face outlook: MUM
my arms: MUM
my hands: DAD
my humourous side: DAD

Ask me anything

www.foddy.net

http://www.foddy.net/Evacuation.html
play this, it's FUN :D requires alot of thinking though

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/FIONNAAA

i'm getting...


it says it's big enough to put A4 stuff inside & it's quite sturdy! yayy! now my magazines won't be crumpled!


can't wait to use this




sigh, this cute camera uses the old & rare 110 film. getting the film is easy. is the developing of the film. must travel all the way to like ann siang rd or this place near simlim square.
omg,i must get more tops & bottoms & dresses. i have absolutely no time to go shopping ))): have to rely on blogshops but the stuff are like gone really fast ))):
me want more $$$

If you could instantly become fluent in another language, which language would you pick?

GERMAN, just because it sounds crude
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Ask me anything

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

gone to the dogs

i just can't bring myself to quit
):
when i saw the papillon on the floor today, i was relenting already. & then when i bathed that retriever, my heart & mind sealed shut. i couldn't do it. the feeling of being with animals, with dogs & cats, just makes me happy. it satisfies my day.

last friday, there was this man training his white poodle at like 10pm plus at the badminton court. i just stood there & watched them for awhile.

unless somebody can get me another job that works with animals, then i will.

uni app

TODAY WAS THE BUSIEST DAY OF MY LIFE AT HOME!
i did the applications for NUS, NTU & SMU. & it's not completed ))): for like all 3 unis i have to send supporting documents. i've got a rough idea of what to do for my portfolio already but i need time ))):

dear Lord, please grant me the courage to quit my job tmr. it won't be like instant termination but like i still have to work for 10 more days. i will turn to the bible now

Monday, March 22, 2010

cold cold night

it's been raining alot. & on nights like this, it's nice to have the "little marshmallows in a cup of hot chocolate" :D

Sunday, March 21, 2010

the climb

i cried when upon the decision/the realisation, of not being able to work with animals. i needed somebody to talk to, & i found God.
tomorrow will be the day when i'll apply for university. it's probably no big deal to others, but it is for me. i just want the course that i get, if i can get in, to be the course that God wants me to be in.

pet pet pet shop

my typical schedule for the week:

monday - offday/exercise day
tuesday - work
wednesday - work
thursday - work
friday - work/syc
saturday - work/cell
sunday - offday/church

i'm always late for gathering with friends after work & i sincerely apologise for being late

i'm seriously underpaid $$$.
i don't dare to talk serious stuff with my boss

Sunday, March 14, 2010

tic ticks

i was soooo digusted by work today, HAHA. but it was like a really EYE-OPENING experience seriously. i think i'll have nightmares over it. it get squeamish just looking at those pictures below. i googled ticks, & i saw really gross pictures. so please don't be a dumb dumb like me. i also found out that deer ticks & sheep ticks were seriously digustingly big, cause their bodies & swell & grow, kinda like of leeches. i pray i don't encounter any. i hope that there's no such thing of those that can be found in singapore. why did God create ticks?
anyway, y'know you can't squash a tick? what my bosses do is that they put the ticks in this jello kind of liquid that kills them. i found this quite huge one on the bosses' dog & i didn't dare pluck that. today's was smaller but it was numerous. not like the one in the picture below. that's just waayy gross. i intend to blog somemore, so that i can push this post down down & don't have to see it. i'm typing this to try to rid of my irks. i think i have two fears now, jellyfish & ticks.
this just grosses me out.

lady gaga - telephone (ft. beyonce)

Friday, March 12, 2010

Amused

i was at work & class 95 was on the radio. then this song, one of us by ican'tremember who,came on. i got me thinking for fun.

what if God owned a computer? would he surf the net? would he read blogs? would he visit our Facebook profiles? would use it for entertainment or work? would he Google himself?

anyway,i hope my whole work drama has ended. like i wasn't in my right state of mind. afraid of getting fired,that i didn't discover a tick on the neck of one of the dogs. huge booboo.

Monday, March 08, 2010

$$$

16th march, would you please come quickly! my brazilliano praia broke! ))): will be using my own money to buy. oh dear pay cheque, would you please just hurry come

(:

i'm coming clean

yes! thank God it rained today! (((: hope the water level in that water catchment area seriously rises.

& another week of hectic work at the petshop thus begins tmr. surprisingly, working at the petshop is somewhat of an exercise. hehheh, almost everyday i weigh myself with the weighing scale in the shop & am shocked to see the numbers - 44kg! like wth? if i'm that light, why aren't my arms any skinner ))): hahahaha.

i'm really worried about the uni admission thingy. haven't applied for anything yet. still considering.

westlife - if i let you go

Day after day
Time pass away
And I just can't get you off my mind
Nobody knows, I hide it inside
I keep on searching but I can't find
The courage to show to letting you know
I've never felt so much love before
And once again I'm thinking about
Taking the easy way out

But if I let you go I will never know
What my life would be holding you close to me
Will I ever see you smiling back at me?
How will I know
If I let you go?

Night after night
I hear myself say
Why can't this feeling just fade away
There's no one like you (no one like you)
You speak to my heart (speak to my heart)
It's such a shame we're worlds apart
I'm too shy to ask, I'm too proud to lose
But sooner or later I gotta choose
And once again I'm thinking about
Taking the easy way out

But if I let you go
I will never know
What my life would be, holding you close to me
Will I ever see you smiling back at me? (oh yeah)
How will I know
If I let you go
If I let you go

ALL of the popular westlife songs are like, stuck in my head

alevels

alevels was hell & i never wanna repeat it. y'know when some people say that they even have nightmares about it, it's really true. as for my results, it ain't fantastic. i really feel that i have like nowhere to go but still, PRAISE GOD. it's seriously a vast improvement from all my tests & exams.

sad? yes
disappointed? yes
crying over it? NO

as the saying goes, no use crying over spilt milk. no point brooding about like where did i go wrong & stuff. & so i have only been thinking about where can i go with my results. of course, i still wish i had did better but i shouldn't mope around too much. ever since getting my results, like i have this happy facade but really inside, i'm in despair & anguish. like when others say 'i haven't done well', please say 'i haven't done relatively well' cause it's definitely better than mine.

i am waiting for an answer from God.

like if it's really design, i'm gonna spend time on that portofolio & assignment thingy.
SIGH. big sigh.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

course

NUS
FASS (Geography)
SDE (Architecture)
SDE (Industrial Design)

NTU
ADM (Product Design)
ADM (Visual Communication)
SSM

Thursday, March 04, 2010

songs

working in the petshop for almost two weeks has made fiona ghui a really really tired person. shit those eyebags ): anyway, my bosses listen to the radio station class 95fm & i'm really really bored of the songs being played on the air as they are really outdated. for example, the us & australia are so over lady gaga's bad romance but singapore is just getting the whiff of it or it on top charts. another example. singapore just got the hang of we are the world 25: for haiti but the us is quite over it already.

please don't play these songs anymore:
lady antebellium - need you now
the saturdays - eg0
adam lambert - for your entertainment & whataya want from me
jason derulo - in my head & whatcha say
lady gaga - bad romance
david guetta - sexy chick (ft. akon)
sugababes - wear my kiss <- i think
kris allen - live like we're dying

radio stations should not only play the same songs but introduce more new songs so that singapore can quickly catch on to those tunes. but need not worry, malaysia's much more behind. like they are still stuck on ke$ha & owlcity

ugh

this whole week of fretting about results has led to a pimple on my forehead

tomorrow

omgggg, i'm totally fretting about tomorrow. i really don't want to burst out into tears & look unglam ))): i'm really trying to prepare myself for the worst. i know tons of others are would be up in the morning waiting to get a call from school. i just pray i won't collapse or faint. i keep telling myself that no matter what the results, God does have a plan for me.

Monday, March 01, 2010

what a girlfriend can do


THIS ELIJAH AFTER NEP

♥

sihui's birthday

so on saturday, after work, i met the girls at 313 somerset for dinner & to celebrate sihui's birthday! by the time i got there, they all had their dinner already. we had dinner at greenhouse cafe. it's a shop/cafe. it sells food & flowers as well (Y) anyway, it has been like a seriously long time ago since we could all 6 be able to meet up. thanks to alinda, the photographer for the night (:

so after dinner, we blindfolded sihui & made her walk along the streets of orchard & it kinda made her look like a terrorist & so everybody was looking at us. the other 5 of us looking like we were escorting the terrorist leader. HAHAHAHAHA. sihui thought that both may & i were blindfolded too that's why she agreed to be blindfolded. but we were SOOOOO NOT. unglam ttm


group shot! everytime when we meet, the colours of the clothes that we wear are somehow of the same theme. today's colour theme was kinda of dull earthly colours.


yayy, with the belated-birthday girl! oh my gosh, you can actually see our eyebags ))):


maymay!


hehheh, with the terrorist leader! omg, i love this shot!


after & before photo
the above taken in 2010 & the bottom in 2008

don't lose hope on me

1. swimming with mel
sigh, just a few hours of swimming can make cause me to feel totally exhausted ))): am i unfit again? i fell asleep during the movie, UP, that we were watching. i had fun exercising my legs & arms. HAHAHAHA. must make sure both sides are equally developed. i'm really tired EVERDAY now. eyebags getting bigger the second.

2. work
sigh, i almost got a lecture from the guy boss on saturday ))): omg, it's not like i'm THAT slow. i'm just more cautious & meticulous. it's not my pet, it's OTHER people's pet. i have to take exteremely good care of their prized possesion. favourite part of my job, is bathing the animals :D i think tomorrow, i'll just try to speed up my work & clean the cages. i still love doing this regardless of the super inflexible work schedule. pray i don't get fired or anything. but if i really do, then i will work at an animal clinic, then resend my resume to the zoo.

3. diet
HAHAHAHAHAHA, mel's sticking to that non-carbo diet & i'm not. it's tough working & sticking to that diet cause i can't really be that picky now that i can't buy my own food. my bosses help me settle lunch. oh, i still owe them $3 for that prawn hokkein mee.

4. God
sigh, i think i'm straying further & further away from God. i've got to resist the temptations that satan's minions have set out & all you people must too.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

working at a petshop

today's my 2nd day at work.
to answer the questions that many people have been asking me over & over again:

i'm working at pet passion. it's a petshop that does mostly grooming. my bosses are alson & angeline. my working hours are 10am -7pm, tuedays to sundays. offdays on mondays. as for my pay, i don't really mind much about it cause i believe in doing something that you love & enjoy doing. that way, you'll really put effort into it & feel well rewarded for it. time really flies that way too. i don't even mind cleaning the dusty areas for my bosses. don't worry, i'm not doing cheap labour unlike that darn florist job.

so far, i just handle the washing, drying, brushing, cleaning of the dogs. when i have mastered the basics, i'll have to go for speed & efficiency. there are only 3 of us working in the shop so it's really busy busy busy. alson said i can't mention too much of what we do, so i gotta zip my mouth. i really love all the dogs that i have seen so far, except for one. all of them are really friendly & i love to see them wag their tails! :D

things that i got to remember:
1. show the pet who's boss, take control of them. don't let them sense my fear. that i've got to be tough at some times.
2. before i give dogs a bath, check the sink for fur, the bottles whether it's full & squeeze the anal glands. i must not let water in the ear. if not more smelly earwax trouble in the future.
3. i can't blowdry into the dog's ears.

i just really tired & hungry quickly this week & haven't had the time to read THAT BOOK yet for syc. & i'll try to stick to that ketogenic diet for the rest of the week, though it isn't going to be much help. working at the petshop makes me hungry & i'm hungry even at this point of time when my tummy's quite bloated already.

regarding the hanoi mission trip, i pray that i can go for it? the cantonese language barrier going to be much of a problem. if i really intend on going, someone please teach me! so far, i can only remember the cantonese vulgarities ))): & it was all because of a chinese lesson back in sec2 i think. so you see the help i need now.

i have drawn up a rough schedule for the weeks ahead:
monday: exercise & more exercise
tuesday: work
wednesday: work
thursday: work
friday: work & syc
saturday: work
sunday: work & 3 hours leave for church
please pray for me :D

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

10 updates

i don't really have the mood to type entire loooonnnggg posts nowadays & can't really post pictures up now cause my hard disk is full. can't put anymore music & photos inside now ))):

1. exercise
have been exercising really often nowadays. very proud of myself :D & i thank all those who have accompanied me swimming! steph, mk, mel, ruoning.
a few things i've realised the past few times of swimming:
steph always swims freestyle while mk always swims breaststroke. mel doesn't really like the sun. ruoning makes sure she finishes the laps she sets for herself. many people (especially guys) love tanning at bukit batok swimming complex while cck's swimming complex is always packed with the little sec & pri kids that are learning swimming.

2. payday
some people have known about my miserable pay while working as a florist. so, when payday came, it was only a freaking $90. i went to bank in my cheque & was super sua-ku. i didn't know what do & where to slot it in. i then invested $20 of my pay in a swimming towel, the kind that you can soak it, squeeze it & it becomes insanely dry again :D though it was about 22.2% of my pay, it was a worthy investment.

3. new job: at a petshop
thanks to kevin, i have found work at a petshop which does mostly grooming. i just hope they don't cheat me & that i can have time off to go to church on sundays. i have mondays free! choosing between the waitress job & the petshop job, i rather serve the animals whole-heartedly than people half-heartedly. i've yet to work a day & i hope i do have fun. if it really goes well, then i have much thanks for God & kev.

4. books
i still prefer having a hard copy of a book in my hands rather than reading it on some computer. i don't think i could even sell my story books in the future. i've been caught up in two books. one fifth avenue by candace bushnell & discover the book God wrote by bill bright. can you believe that i bought one fifth avenue for only $3?! & uncle william bought the other for $1?! when i feel richer, i'll pop down to praisehaven family store at bukit timah again to get cheap cheap cheap books.

5. army
meeting up with the clique on saturday was really awesome even though i was like the only girl at the bbq for close to 3 hours. time really flies & sooner or later, all the guys in the clique are going to have shaved heads. it's probably 40% of the guys in army now. so for like 2 hours, the conversations mainly revolved around the topics of army, army & ARMY. wilson tried to help me by changing topics but it hardly worked. those army guys can't really help it, it's 24hrs mon to friday in camp & so that's what they can only talk about. now i understand how girls who have boyfriends in army feel. all the dudes talk about army & become wrapped up in their own small little world. my situation was slightly better as i understood some sort of army lingo & have army stories of my own to tell, especially spooky ones thanks to prashant. the group then became divided into two groups. the boys that had entered army (no hair) & those that had not (have hair).
time is really precious to these army boys & i appreciate them for being able to take time off & spend their precious weekend with the clique. the time that they could have rested at home, spend time with their families or even with their girlfriends, was instead spent with the clique. it isn't easy gathering everybody & i appreciate what jacon has done.

6. may
yayy, maymay is back finally!

7. alevel results
honestly, i don't think i'll do well at all. what i know i can do now is to only pray hard & believe in God for a miracle. it's not really nice to hear friends talk about other people that they know that got into some top notch uni or something. it would be nice for once if i was actually one of those elites, excelling in everything but unfortunately, i'm on the path of 'doing what i like to do'. it's really pressuring to have like 'smarter & much more hardworking' people all around me. you know when people say they think they are not going to do well & in the end they do do well? i, on the other hand, am the opposite. when i know i'm not going to do well, i usually don't do well in the end. the only times when i thought i did well & did do well in the end, was back in sec4 during an amaths test & j2 maths probability test. i don't wanna have high hopes, only to be dashed by seeing some poor results on the day itself. all that i can do is believe that whatever i get, God has a plan for me.

8. wishlist
- new swimming costume
- new running shoes
- nail stickers
these aren't wants, they are needs. & i think i'll work for it. buy them with my pay. my old swimming costume is loose, my running shoes are old & have toe-holes & running more with it will further aggravate my joints. nail stickers are for me to release my creativity. this year's cny, i decorate my fingernails & toenails & have received compliments. so in case i can't find any job in the future, i can become like a manicurist. i am going to remove those jewels on my toes soon & replace them with butterflies.

9. last saturday's canoeing training
it was my 1st time in a long time heading down to macritchie for canoeing training. i wanted to help out in the juniors training cause i knew how busy the j2s would be. i mean, i was in the same position as them last year. while we were rowing out, doing our sets, the j1s would be left with mr ang & i would like kinda worry about them not knowing the proper way to balance boat & stuff. so, last saturday, when i saw the juniors, i was disappointed. there was only 13 j1s )))): like WTH? my team of like 24 shrank till 12 & the j2s with originally 30 shrank till like 17. are you telling me that my next year i'll have 6 or 7 people left? WTH?
if i will be left with a handful of people, then i might as well sieve out the j1s now. the j1s have to know that canoeing is a no nonsense kind of cca. you can't just come & leave as you like it. & quitting halfway is wimpy & weak. i'm hoping for a miracle.
HAHAHAHAHA, i totally rolled my eyes at that new canoeing teacher. i still prefer mr kum.

10. last & foremost
i need to sleep soon to wake up at 8am everyday to get to work

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

coca~cola

if this happened in singapore, ...

hitler's angry reaction to the ipad

army

i pity those army guys who have to book in tonight
i pity those non-chinese army guys that had to book in on sunday to guard a nearly empty island
i though going to army was fun,
till the indian russell lee (prashant) told me several of the experiences there for the past month that he has been there.
now, i've changed my mind. i don't think my faith is strong enough to last me through the whole time at bmt.
pulau tekong is a SERIOUSLY SPOOKY/EVIL PLACE.
mwuahahahaha

stop motion t-shirt war


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Sunday, February 14, 2010

HAITI

watch it.

it's always wonderful to see celebrities coming together for some disaster-relief event.

CNY

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

yayy, i have painted fingernails & toenails. decorated them. all 20 nails in 1hr 30mins! new recrod set! :)))

Thursday, February 11, 2010

you

how do i tell you that,




















I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

work

i'm gotta start finding work again.
maybe tomorrow i'll walk around my area's petshops.
this job thingy is really doldrum-matic ))):
i just want a job that i can really enjoy & be happy everyday doing it. they say that if your career is what you enjoy doing everyday, then you've gotta be the luckiest person on earth.

no carbo week has started again.

Friday, February 05, 2010

ipad


ipad? how about itampon? imenstrualpills?
i still want an iphone!

telemarketers

i know how annoying telemarketers are, but i'm really nice to them. i came across this blog that provides suggestions as to how to avoid them:

1.
"Sorry, can you call me back in 5 minutes? Im currently busy."
(after that you can proceed to turn off your hp... remember their hp number, so that if they call again after you switched on your hp, you can just ignore the call)

2.
Telemarketer: so erm, what's your age miss?
You: 18.Telemarketer: So you are stil a student ah?
You: Ya.
Telemarketer: *continues to ask personal questions, which are obviously a list of survey questions which he has to fill in.*
You: *answers*
Telemarketer: So are you free tomorrow?
You: No.
Telemarketer: Whole day?
You: Yeap.Telemarketer: How about the day after tomorrow?
You: also busy.
Telemarketer: Okay, we are open everyday for you.
You: Okay, call you up when im free again.
(of course, you dont call them again lar!)

3)
The owner of the blog's father came up with this suggestion:
Telemarketer: Hi, is this james tan?
You: This is Mr Goh, policemen from dhobyghaut police station. james tan was murdered this morning at XX forest, and we just found his dead body and his mobile phone. Why do you have his number? Are you in any way related to him? We now suspect that you are the murderer. What's your IC number? Come down to the police station for investigation at 2pm later.
Telemarketer: (most probably would have freaked out, hung up, and worry for the rest of the day)

4) The blog's owner's sister came up with this suggestion:
Telemarketer: Hi, im from YYY company..
You: Oh hi ! Im from XXX telemarketing company.... would you like to fill up some surveyyyyy....
Telemarketer: (will most probably hang up)

5) And lastly,
Telemarketer: Hi, im from YYY company...
You: No need to say anymore. I last time from that company.
Telemarketer: (if it's a scam company) Oh okay, bye.

credits to: HERE

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

JOB SUCKS

30 plus girls have been CHEATED/CONNED
well, work has started since monday & i've met like some really nice people like chloe jaslyn jasmine shimin & yuxin. & omg, it's like going back to primary school whereby i speak in english & get replies in chinese. these group mates of mine have yet to hear me speak chinese in full sentences man.

everyday we complain about giving out this friggin' vouchers that we have resorted to mailboxes. our aim is just to finish giving out these 3000 vouchers while the company's friggin' aim is to earn revenue from the vouchers that we give out. well, will not mention the company's name but to pay us like a paltry $30 for 1000 vouchers given out if friggin' CHEAP LABOUR. srsly, like i don't mind not having a job end of this week. this job is not only not worth it & i'm not really able to keep to the diet. for $30 the complany wants us to dress up nicely, put on makeup & just stand around giving out vouchers is sooooo not worth it. i feel so degraded to the level of people giving out flyers at clementi or at orchard underpass. & WTS, the scarves? bleahh

sigh, just ranting out here. i'm just glad that God has blessed me with a good pair of legs & new found friends who aren't like my typical fairfield friends but good enough to have conversations with :D & everyday, i pray an earnest prayer before i sleep

Friday, January 29, 2010

environmentally conscious

carbohydrates



man, i would so totally be able to do this too, if only i had the colours. i remember the times when i was young & i played with lego nearly everyday. barbie dolls maybe only once a week, but lego's awesome.

anyway, i looove sushi, but sigh, i can't eat it anymore except for saturdays & sundays. the diet has been going on pretty great but some people just don't understand ): some people think it's crazy, but seriously, IT DOES WORK. they should try it for their fat-selves. i'm just trying to exercise more too. monday to fridays, no carbohydrates at all. it's tough. i'm tired & hungry nearly the whole time. need to get a tan toooooo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILSON!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBIN!

work

these 3 pictures kinda represent what monday would be like for me:



i start work on monday, as a florist, from 1 feb to 13 feb. some days i give out vouchers, some days i do floral arrangements. i'm pretty fine with everything but the pay itself. ohwell.



i don't know whether should i still continue with the job. i'm pretty much happier slacking at home everyday, watching movies & enjoying my maid's good cooking. giving out vouchers is the same as giving out flyers :( what kind of stupid job did i sign up for? :(((( i hope the 10 plus days will be up really soon.



but i know it's better working, at least i burn more calories that way, so i'll give it all i got. there are some pretty nice rewards for giving out the most number of vouchers.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

mashup

THIS IS AMAZING!

you've got hear it! you've got to see it! for yourself! :))))
djearworm is the bomb!

(Y)

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

new obsession



THIS IS AN AWESOME SHOW
mark sailing's hot! :D

Monday, January 25, 2010

lady gaga

lady gaga when she was stefani joanna angelina germanotta

Sunday, January 24, 2010

diet

okay, no carbo diet starts tomorrow again ))):
didn't really have much carbo today. will run tomorrow morning. exercise with the elastic band

YAYY, JOANNA'S BACK! meeting her again tomorrow :)))) crab crab crab. crabmeat is not a carbohydrate :D

Thursday, January 21, 2010

JOB OFFERS

candyempire job interview tomorrow.

still keeping my fingers crossed about the singapore zoo/night safari/jurong birdpark/sentosa(animal section). i'm just leaving everything in God's hands :D

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

swine flu


click on it to view the much much bigger picture