Wednesday, December 13, 2006

chiang mai

okay. i went to chiangmai for a holiday with two other families from church. boy. was the trip good. it was shopping EVERYDAY!! the weather there is super good. it's like the highest temperature it can go is 24degrees celsius and the lowest is 17degrees celsius.

dayone
reached the airport
went to see some factories. paper factory, silk factory, gem factory
lunch
dinner
shopping

daytwo
breakfast
elephant riding
lunch
hot springs
white water rafting
dinner
shopping

daythree
breakfast
visit to the royal flora
lunch
snake show
limestone caving
dinner
shopping

dayfour
breakfast
swimming
shopping
shopping
dayfive
home sweet home
photos

silkworms


umbrella making
loom weaving

tuk tuk

rainbow at hot springs

too hot too hot


baby elephant

eat
feeding
feed

riding on elephants

one side
another side
royal flora exibition


form YE

snake

snake

wabbits

monkey gorilla chimpanzee
limestone caving

Friday, December 08, 2006

i'm back from chiangmai. more later!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Jokes

Lawyers on a flight

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

sian

i'm really bored. it's not that i have nothing to do. i just don't want to do anything. i don't want to do my homework. stupid chemistry. my tuition teacher tried changing my perspective. oh about my tuition teacher. he's fat and he suffers from really serious sinus problem. ok. usually during tuition sessions, the pupils would be falling asleep, but in my case, it's my tuition teacher whom falls asleep instead of me, and he'll like assign me some questions to do, then i'll do it, when i've finished it, i'll ask him to check, but it appears that he has fallen asleep. haha. wow. then i'll watch him for awhile before i'll like wake him up to check my answers.

oh. i'll be leaving this wednesday to next monday. so i won't be going for footdrill practice.

i was watching mtv this morning, and i saw this really wonderful mtv by linday lohan. confessions of a broken heart. i really think that the lyrics are really good.

I wait for the postman to bring me a letter
I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better
And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders
Family in crisis that only grows older

Why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am broken but I am hoping
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am crying, a part of me is dying and
These are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart

I wear all your old clothes, the old polo sweater
I dream of another you the one who would never never
Leave me alone to pick up the pieces
A daddy to hold me, that’s what I needed

So why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I don’t know you, but I still want to
Daughter to father, daughter to father
Tell me the truth, did you ever love me
Cause these are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart
Of a broken heart

I love you,
I love you I love you,I,
I love you,
Daughter to father
Daughter to father
I dont know you
But I still want to
Daughter to father
Daughter to father
Tell me the truth
Did you ever love me
Did you ever love me
These are... the confessions of a broken heart

Ohhhh... yeah

And I waited for the postman to bring me a letter

Saturday, November 25, 2006

council camp

council camp was a blast! to me, it really went super duper well. love it! i was like the best planned camp that i ever went to.

group
okay. both me and gina were in the same group! whoohoo! okay. our group's name is mars. MARS bar. our group comprised of hiysam, shaun, aaron, amelia, rachel and aileen. i must say that our group is one of the best of the groups. so, overall, the winning group was venus, 2nd was jupiter and 3rd was mars. MARS!! we came up with this really cute cheer. haha. so here it goes:
wouldn't it be nice if the world was made of mars bars
eating mars bars would be a tasty treat
changing planets would soon become a problem
mars bars are so addictive
when you arrive at our pretty planet
you'll be greeted by our sexy martians!
wouldn't it be mars
haha. hilarious. surprisingly, our group was super sporting and fun, unlike all other groups that i have took before. this group was really a typical group, with the few hyper few, the quiet few, the leader and the loner and the follower. i've really noticed quite alot of the people in my group.

icebreakers
haha. this was a silly period. the simon says game was hilarious. we, planning com, guessed that the council is just too smart and clever for simon says. okay. for the ABC game, i could see that neptune really tried hard. they were very united. neptune had tuck hing, a senior, a person was had more experience. anyway, i think that neptune showed the best performance even though they didn't win. they are really good. i feel that the icebreakers didn't really break the ice. it was only till the amazing race whereby every group really opened up to each other.

amazing race
okay. i was a station master... at marina south... with natlee. okay. nat n i waited for the teams to arrive for like 3-4hours! omg. to past the time, we kinda went to two arcades in that area. we just couldn't spent all that time waiting like stupid ducks at the busstop? furthermore, our station was like kinda the last station. nat lee spent like $10 at the arcades, i spent $8. wow. wo de xin hao tong. i can't bear to spend so much money at arcades. i can resist temptation unlike nathanael lee. haha. anyway, after all that long waiting, only three groups arrived. silence. at out station, the groups were to keep their kites up in the air for 5mins. then they had to go back to school as the time was up and it was getting late.

farewell
the farewell was a great job done. when i entered the pa room. it was like a totally extreme makeover done to it. it was extremely pretty. pretty enough for a pyjama party. yes. our theme for the farewell was starry and everyone had to wear pyjamas! haha. it was funny seeing everybody's pyjamas. the farewell pretty revolved only for those who knew the seniors and therefore, the new probation councillors were like sitting ducks, all bored and BORED. farewell ended early. did tons of cleaning up. ahh. and the farewell video was so silly. i feel embarrassed sia.

yiling
yiling kinda suffered from some kind of stomach pain during the night so all of us took turn to take care of her. and, it seems like i was the only one who had to apply and rub the medicated oil on her. so funny. joyeo, fion, constance n yiling slept in the red cross room. all of us, especially joyyeo, took care of yiling.

night duty
i did sentry duty with jingming. it was quite awkward. 45mins of mostly silence. i guess that we had nothing to really talk about. we just walked about. we were like shivering in cold and walking about. can you believe that i had to wake him up for sentry duty? i actually bothered to set my alarm. it was really funny to wake him up. i like kinda felt like his mother waking my son up. ahha.

breakfast
okay. my group, for treasure hunt, won cereal and had it as their breakfast. a box of cereal for 8 people was definitely not enough. so i had tau huay. it was GOOD. from clementi. beside me was caleb chng, and he was like explaining to me the qualities of a good and bad tau huay. it was hilarious.

movie time
the movie screened was helen the baby fox. it was a japanese show and it was so emotionally touching. i only teared. didn't really cry much and there was so much anti-climaxes during the movie, for example, shaun elijah tan snoring during the movie, and markho making bored comments and burps during the movie. people, watch the movie helen the baby fox on youtube.

lunch
lunch was meant for department bonding. i believe we pretty much bonded and i got to know my buddy suanfong, more. then there was jingming's buddy, nicholas. he's a japanese and he had a really cool surname. nicholas yashurai lwai. i think that's it. he was like a loner. a wanderer. i tried to talk to him. it seems that jingming n nicholas didn't have much conversation at all.

debrief
debrief was great. we then knew the results of the council's new restructuring. there's joysim at the top, followed by joyyeo n caleb chng as the vice chairs. below joyyeo is rophi and yanling, head of the class mentors department. and also nat as the head of the service department. and wilson as the puntuality head. under caleb chng is yiling as the head for the social department, gina and me as heads of the project department and jingming under the connect department. both me n gina are pretty excited to see who would be in our group.

i love council!! i really do. <3 (:

Friday, November 17, 2006

ipoh trip & chalet

okay. i'm like FINALLY back from all my adventures and i'm leaving again at the last week of november. this entry would be about my experiences on the ipoh trip and the chalet i went to.

ipoh trip
this trip is for the council main com and ncc sec3s. wilsonsum couldn't go so he was replaced with laura and i'm really glad she came. boy, wilson missed out tons.
dayone
both fion and i had redcross in the afternoon and then we went for dinner after. yuliang-sir and brandon-sir came along too. we talked nothing but gong, princess hours. me and brandon were like arguing about it. it's like he watches it for caijing and that ballerina girl while i watch it for xin and lu. how can people hate lu? though he's evil but he's just dead-drop gorgeous. on the way back to school, i bought an archie comic to read on the bus trip. the council gathered in the canteen first. joysim and gina started giving out cookies that they had baked the day before. wow. and they baked tons. thanks joysim and gina for the cookies. then, both ncc and council gathered at the foyer. filled in our white cards and had some sort of a briefing. during this time, i was like looking around. wow. the teachers who were going with us were mr ganesan, ms ng, mdm toh and miss lee chee peng. ALL MATHS TEACHERS. boarded the bus and headed to killiney road (little india). we didn't know little india well at all, so joysim became our tour guide for that period. little india didn't seem like singapore at all. it looked like india or malaysia. we were the ones who were outcast now. boarded another bus. it was a SUPER VIP bus. wows. it's name was lapan lapan (88). when we thought our bus was the best we've ever seen, up drove another bus. each chair had its own television! it's like an SIA bus. wow. okay, in the bus, it was a single double arrangement so fion sat on my right and yiling sat on my left. behind us sat zhihong, mahattair and jarold. in front of us sat gina, joysim and yanling.

during the bus trip, there was this period of time when everybody was sleeping and the bus ALMOST crashed into the car in front of it! every one was jerked forward, our belongings were like some sort trown forward. an ncc guy had one of his shoe flew all the way to my chair. anyway, our journey was 8 hours. had two stopoevers. one was a koi farm. the koi was gigantic! about 2m. it is said that if you manage to drop a coin onto the koi's body, you'll experience luck. anyway, the bus trip was relatively pleasant. a comfortable chair, blanket, aircon... oh. we also watched two shows on the bus. kungfu hustle and shaolin soccer. *yawns* oh! mr ganesan, caleb, jingming and natlee took another lapan lapan bus to get to ipoh. the bus that i was sitting in, had not enough chairs to accomodate all of us, therefore, they had to topang another bus.

reached the area where we were going to do our first activity limestone caving. there were some delay time, so we girls were like playing around. playing our childhood games while the guys siam with the donkey. had breakfast and then there was this cat which was like trying to eat our food. it's so cute!!! and now i know that both joysim and mr ganesan doesn't like cats. anyway, then we headed to the limestone cave. boy was it STUNNING and BEAUTIFUL. my vocabulary is quite limited so i don't really know how to express it. the cave just made me realise how GOD WAS SO MAGNIFICENT that his creations could result in such wonders. we then came to this wind tunnel, the moment you stepped into it, you could feel WIND. cool wind. we also came to this steep slope where we had to slide down. NO KICK. haha. then next was this small tunnel where we had to like squeeze through. NO KICK. the small tunnel led down to the water. we then flowed the water. it was the only way out. along the way, there were other people visiting the cave. the water flowing around us was cool and very shiok.

there were sometimes when we had to get on all fours and crawl. the cold water made us shiver and scream with enjoyment. the hilarious thing was that there were two ncc guys, kenneth and junwei, they brought their addidas jacket and they tried at all cost to keep it dry. and they accomplished it. then there was a time when we sat down, switched off all our torches and stayed in darkness for 5 mins. listened to the serenity and the flowing sound of the water. continued our journey. at the end of the journey, we were where we started off. mr ganesan then made them do pushups, situps and jumping jacks in the shallow water. haha. ncc is mad. how i wish that redcross could be like that too.

had lunch. and our next activity was white water river rafting. boy oh boy. that was the highlight of the day. we had to take a lorry and a van to our campsite and then walk to the starting area for river rafting. i sat in the van with joyyeo, yiling, fion, laura, rophi and ms ng. while the rest stood in the lorry. it was quite some journey. anyway, the campsite really amazed me. it's a wonder that they could have such good facilities like in the middle of nowhere. anyway, we put down our things and headed to the starting area for briefing. our briefing instructor was HILARIOUS. he had this fake australian accent. because he would start his sentence of with an aussie accent and end the last 5-8 words with his malaysian accent. funny. i think everyone was like trying to control their laughter. so, all the water rafting instructors were tough, muscular and friendly men. the boat i sat in had me, mahattair, yiling, fion, natlee and jingming. white water rafting was the FIRST for me. i was jolly excited!! when the boat set off, we encountered our first rapid, everybody screamed with laughter! we were enjoying ourselves.

then, my boat people looked back, we saw that already one boat had capsized. it was joyyeo's boat. their boat totally flipped. and the nearest boat was like trying to assist. it's really tough. but who cares, my boat was already onto it's 2nd rapid. *boom* we got stuck. our instructor told us to move to the back and start to bounce on the boat. me, jingming and nat started to burst out into laughter as we said that the action made it seem like humping and we'll become shag after that. haha. i'm glad that mahattair was on the same boat. he was like our translator. our communication between us and the instructor. after many rapids and after many times we got stuck and after many times we went under branches, there came the most serious rapid. at that rapid, i got thrown into the center and yiling got thrown out of the boat and into the water!! everybody in the boat panicked!! everybody went :"where's yiling?! where's yiling?!". and there came our muscular instructor to quickly pull her out of the water and into the boat. during this period, many other boats had MAN OVERBOARD too. everyone in my boat had practically fell into the center. even the instructor was thrown into the center even though he sat at the back. then there was this time when the rapid was quite vigorous that fion landed in the center and i grabbed mahattair's leg was support and i almost pulled his leg hair. oops. sorry. then more rapids and then meanders. meanders meant that our journey was ending. the white water rafting journey ended. we lugged the boat out of the water, up a hill and placed it down and we then climbed back into the lorry waiting to bring us back to the campsite.

then it was bath time, the girls had two toilets and there were only 9 girls! so we like had all the time in the world. then there was like 19 boys? and they also had two toilets, so they had to bathe fast. it was then dinner and then devotions. okay, before devotions, we girls were fighting with this miniature palm-sized hairy spider that was in our bunk! i used me slipper to try and whack it, but to no avail. then gina took my slipped and WHACKED IT HARD. it died. gruesome sight. the spider really made us girls scream and scream. during devotions, it was like really quiet as the ncc guys had slept. FINALLY. during the day, they had made TONS of noises and bangings that we girls found it TREMENDOUSLY irritating. devotions time was like some sort of WAR OF THE INSECTS. the insects were really bugging us. they came in all types of sizes, shapes, colours, species. it's like they made us scream and scream and scream. when one girl screamed, all the other screamed too. like dominoes.

after devotions, it was sleeping time. we girls cramped up tight and close with each other and we were afraid of the insects. actually, i'm not really afraid of insects. it's just that it was a FEAR FACTOR moment that made me panic. it kinda like set off the scared trigger and i became scared. kinda hard to turn it off. so the next time, i must knock some sense into those period of fear. oh damn.

daytwo
woke up early. brushed me teeth, washed my face. had breakfast and then, it was time for waterfall abseiling!!! we took the lorry to the waterfall area. i was so excited to see the leeches. i really miss the leeches from sabah. all that screaming. haha. anyway, the first 10 went up and i wasn't one of them so we all had to go to the base of the waterfall. boy was it freezing cold. all that water trashing down onto the rocks. making a plunge pool. anyway, it was really freezing cold but we still cheered for joysim and gina as they came down.

so time passed while waiting for my turn. fion, joyyeo and i got our gear and went up together. since both me and joyyeo were the experienced climbers from sabah, i took the front, she took the back. i kinda like make an easy route for fion to climb up. she just had to place her foot at where i placed mine. joyyeo supported fion from the back. i think fion almost felt like she was going to die at one point of the climbing up to the waterfall. her foot kinda slipped twice, so yeah. because i was in the front, i went down the waterfall first. followed by fion. from others opinions, they said that water really trashed down hard on them, but i didn't really feel it. i went down the waterfall, not afraid at all. went down cooly. reached the bottom of the waterfall and it was COLD down there. cheered for the teachers as they abseiled down the waterfall.

after everybody's turn, we headed back to the campsite. dried ourselves in the bright sun before lunch. during this time of like 2 hours, some ncc guys played cards, some slept and the council played cards too. whoohoo! i won the game of bluff! man. this game, bluff, can be like played for half and hour! we had lunch, packed our bags and went on board the lorry! the lorry was to take us to this town near the highway. there, we waited for a bus to take us to the hot springs!

next activity was the hot springs. we played around in the 20degrees celsius to 30degrees celsius hot spring. then proceeded to the 40degrees celsius to 60degrees celsius hot springs. boy was it HOT! really hot! you really had to let one body part by one body part to slowly sink into the water and get accustomed to it. then, there was this little area for people to boil eggs. that little pool was at 100degrees celsius, so one can definitely not soak in it. freakin' hot. we could only spend an hour there and then we had to leave for ipoh, the city area. it was another 1 1/2hr journey.

our hotel we stayed in was hotel excelsior. it was really the lousiest hotel and it wasn't also the best hotel. but i'm glad for the WONDERFUL beds. changed into our council tee before heading out for dinner. we gathered in the hotel lobby and took a photo. boy. do we look like the mafia. anyway, everyone had ipoh horfun for dinner except for mr ganesan and the malays. they went straight for parkson grand. our dinner was delicious. even the tou gay was good. anyway, ms ng led the way to parkson grand after dinner. everyone was so excited. both council and ncc. SHOPPING. my eyes just lit up. shopping within a time limit of 1hr 45mins? with 150rm to spent? what?! before the shopping at parkson grand, ms ng brought us to this biscuit shop. man. the ungrateful ncc guys only went in to buy stuff for themselves, such as gum and sweets. we council, both guys and girls, bought food for your family. you people should have seen mdm toh. she's the best. she spent RM$50.70. i spent RM$20.90. so then, it was parkson grand.

went shopping with yiling and fion. we were like rushing from shop, to shop, to shop, to shop. from level 2 to to level 3 to level 1 to level 2 to level 3 to level 2. what a great way to lose weight. yiling and i always looked for the same stuff. we had the same thinking. always looking and buying the same stuff. okay. the first thing on our agenda was to shop for presents. earrings for both sihui and allicia. a multi-multi-multi pen & handphone keychain for may & shuyi. fion bought TONS of stuff for her friends and others but not much for herself. wow. yiling and i bought the same pencil box! it's from bodyglove. it's in the shape of a surfboard. it's white. and it's cool. bought a quiksilver for my bro. he really likes it. bought a roxy wallet for myself. when it was time to gather back, went to see what joy and gina had bought. man. i really liked what they bought. GINA!!! she bought this really nice white skirt at a price of RM$22.50 and it's actually price was like RM$77 plus? about 70% discount? damn. gina also bought this shirt which said, PROUD TO BE PRETTY from the reject shop. joysim bought this two jean skirts. simple, common but pretty and nice. joyyeo bought this pack of AMAZING playing cards for her brother. the cards were in the shape of a surfboard and it's casing was this egg. it was so CUTE and really great. joy said that it was from this santa claus shop. then, both me and yiling screamed. we thought that shop only sold christmas decorations, so we didn't go in, but who knows, it was a great shop which sold stuff like sleek notebooks, and stuff which you could give away to your friends as great presents.

while yiling and i were agonizing over those stuff that we didn't get, we almost got knocked down by a car while crossing the road. whew. when we were back in the hotel, fion bathed first, then me, then yiling. then it was devotions time in the guys'room which were natlee, caleb and jingming's room. after devotions, gina told us to like confront each other, throw out our grudges, and talk to each other. you know, thrash it out. joysim made the first move. she went to talk to a girl, can't remember who. and they both cried. man. i started to feel that crying sensation. the whole room was filled with it. then jingming came over to me, he sorta told me why he hated me at first, i said my part too, we made up with each other, shook hands, and were friends. truly friends. at this period, i was already tearing. then yanling came over to talk to me, she told me what she hated, i said my part again, we both cried, gave each other hug to signify that everything was over. true friends. then, i went to talk to laura and rophi, we three thrashed it out, cried, and gave each other a hug. close friends. next, i went to joysim. at first, i really had alot of problems with her, i hated her, but after the thrash out thingy, we're really good friends. she's like my role model, i told her. joysim's strength and faith in God is really strong and good and firm. i have to learn from her. i have to do my devotions with God reguarly. joysim is one good role model. i guess i had been under too much peer pressure influence. we were both crying when talking to each other. gave each other a hug to make up. during this time, everyone was going to each other to like thrash it out. gina was talking to yiling, laura and rophi, joyyeo and joysim,.... i went to talk to fion. thrash things out too. the guys also thrashed things out. some were so serious, i won't mention who. that they went to me, yiling and fion's room to really thrash some serious stuff out. you people probably won't understand what happened that night. this THING happened from like 10pm to 2am. all our conflicts and troubles and grudges were totally gone. i really give thanks to God for letting this thing to happen and that now, we main com are a much better group of poeple. this EVENT, totally changed EVERYTHING. and we had ramly burgers, maggi mee to eat and just be merry and watch soccer!! this sobbing session was now over! time for food. all that crying really made everyone feel hungry. the match we watch was arsenal vs liverpool. haha. arsenal thrashed liverpool!

anyway, time for bed. everyone had slept at like 3am.

daythree
woke up at like 7am for breakfast. had an american breakfast. then went back into the hotel room to get our luggages. board the lapan lapan bus again. i didn't really care about sleep. i just wanted to hav fun for the rest of the 8hours of the bus journey. the first hr was spent watching windtalkers in which many people on the bus fell asleep including fion and yiling. i was BORED. war shows don't really appeal to me. then one of the ncc guys asked me to play taiti with them. i so ROCKED at taiti. i had plenty of good hands. even if i didn't, i still won. i think the ncc guys were like shocked at me some sort thrashing them. anyway, the bus was divided into 3 sections. the sleeping section, the bridge section and lastly, the taiti/heartattack/bluff and whatever section. i was in the third one. the guys whom i was playing taiti with was amar, eddy and shawn. haha. they were super funny. shawn tan just couldn't win. so the loser had to shuffle the cards, and i only needed to shuffle ONCE. i lost one round. the rest of the rounds i was either the first, or second. *whew*. anyway, it was lunch. had nasi lemak. the council and ncc were like buying stuff, chewing gum. then some were like worried whether would they get caught. they were like panicking. anyway, back onto the bus again. this time, i played taiti again with the ncc guys, but with hannkenn, eddy and amar. hannkenn was like self proclaming he was the KING OF TAITI. what a load of rubbish. he won the first two rounds. he was like so air-headed already. then, i won the next three rounds. hannkenn was shocked. haha. anyway, there came in gina and yiling who had woken up. then joined in the circle, and we played heartattack. gina always won! what a lucky girl. and eddy always lost. ahha. he had a slow reaction. so funny. eddy is hilarious. he's like the funniest loser. but what amazing sportsmanship he has. he always lost, but he NEVER complains, or scold vulgarities. gina left. then we played bluff. yiling won and then awhile later, it was down to me and eddy and hannkenn, i think. and whew, i won. so the losers were eddy and hannkenn.

then there was a break, stopped at the stop where had the LARGE koi. then, boarded the bus and continued the trip to singapore. we were very close to singapore already. the ncc guys started playing among themselves. boy did they make lots of noise. the bridge section was still going on. the ncc guys were playing this game where all of them had to take a card and put it on their forehead so that they couldn't see the card and that the other could see theirs. everyone had three chances to switch their card with the one in the deck if they felt that theirs was low. the one which had the lowest number had to do a dare. poor shawn tan. he always kena the most. ncc dares were outrageous. feeling bored, me, gina, yiling and fion started to play stupid games. first we played truth and dare. it was crazy. gina had to snip off some of kenneth's hair. sigh. kenneth was so persistent so gina had to cut junwei's hair. haha. one of my dares was to drink the water that zhihong was drinking and my lips must touch the bottle. zhihong was shocked but nice enough to let me drink from it. we got bored of that game and moved on to this game that required you to play scissors paper stone and stretch. my my. even though gina was short, but she can stretch. flexible sia. got bored of it after playin like 6 rounds? then moved on to this game which gina invented.you had to continue one action after another. quite stupid. but funny. whoo! we have reached the malaysia customs. after that, the causeway to singapore and

whoo! i love singapore! missed it so much. the bus brought us to school. everybody said their goodbyes and left but me, gina and the ncc guys. gina was taking a lift from my daddy. and the ncc guys, i really don't understand them. after a long and tiring trip, they immediately put their stuff in their ncc room, got a ball, and played soccer. -_-". seriously, were they tired? upon reaching home, i did my best to stay awake and yes i did. slept at 11pm.

the next very day was CHALET day.
just some photos.

council with miss ng


ipoh. somewhere in the village


me n gina in our sabah jerseys!~


ipoh. somewhere in the village too


the council. in our council tees.

chalet
dayone
met yiling, lennard, natlee and caleb at dover mrt. procceeded to tanan merah mrt to take the shuttle bus to the changi safra. upon reaching there and being so excited, i left my wallet on the shuttle bus! but then, there was this really nice RJC guy who returned me my wallet. anyway, i was elated when i saw the bungalows that we had. put down my bags and saw the rest of the people. i screamed. i was just so happy to see my friends again after the ipoh trip. me and yiling went to the beach where we had so much fun and nonsense. allicia and sihui went to fly kites. shuyi then joined me n yiling on the breakwater, talking. the guys just spent the time in the bungalow and play the playstation and mahjong, cards and guitar.

then many of us went bowling and some went to play pool and the rest remained in the chalet. had so much fun. i now know how to control my arm and aim properly. the guys were like wondering why was i playing so seriously. i was like silent throughout the game. actually, i was just willing my arm to swing correctly and concentrate on the game and picture what would i do later, like how would i swing the ball... jacon won both games... he always wins. 7pm. 7.00pm. we girls quickly ended the game and rushed out of the bowling alley, ran across, back into the chalet, and watch princess hours.

for dinner, we ordered kfc. everyone had exactly 2 pieces of chicken each. then it was like relaxing time. we continued playing mahjong, bridge, playstation, guitar, whatever. then, i got out my dvds and we watched silent hill. man. allicia was scared stiff when all of us were bored watching the show. anyway, lennard left halfway. nat practically jumped out of the kitchen when his parents allowed him to stay over for chalet. the guys then left to play midnight soccer and returned back topless and they stank. anyway, everyone slept at like 3am. then we girls talked in bed till like 4am before we drifted off to sleep.

daytwo
woke up at 11am and the guys were already awake playiin all that crap. had breakfast. yummy. cereal with milk. played mahjong. the guys left for soccer again i think, then it was lunch. had fried rice. played more mahjong while the guys played their games again. then, some of us gathered to play the guitar. the guys then taught sihui how to play the guitar. the guys then told me that i have to imprve my strumming. i know. then more mahjong. some guys went to play pool. some went to fly kite. then it was night time. bbq time! everyone helped out barbercueing all the food. then jacon told us to get into the house. so we all sat in one big circle and talked about how we knew each other and all the memories and stuff like that. we sang the song that keith tuckyan n jacon came out. i think, in the future, keith would make a good songwriter. he'll make money. anyway, after the sharing seesion, we saw that both dogs and rats had come to our bbq pit as we left the otah outside. but who cares, we were all full up. more playing. played bridge for a few rounds and i felt really tired and went back to sleep with the rest of the girls.

daythree
woke up at 8-9am? need to pack stuff. and get ready to leave the chalet. at 11.30am, everyone of us were out. time to go home. i accompanied shuyi n caleb home. man. they still owe me money. my cab fare. $5.10. anyway, reached home really tired. tried to stay up, but i couldn't go past 7pm. so i went up to my bedroom to sleep. woke up at 4am to check my mail and stuff like that. then went back to sleep at 5.30am.

that's the end. during this whole chalet, i really had so much fun. it's my first time having a chalet with friends. and during this whole chalet, everyone had practically 3 cup noodles each, or more.

just some photos.

our footprints


me acting cute


some shells


us


yiling


the guys at the bowling alley


caleb n keith


us


the girls


the girls

theend

Friday, November 03, 2006

cha-ching!

i'm RICH $$$ :)

anyway, here's a funny pic


next, i'm so going gaga over that new korean drama , princess hours. love it to bits! they really chose the correct actors for this show and they really have a good storyline to base on. it's some sort based on the modern society and a fairytale that practically every girl wants to have.







i don't really like that ballerina girl so her pic is like not up here. haha.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

depress

:(

my grandfather passed away. around 5pm. i remember the times when he'll strike lottery and give treats to the whole family. he's the one who paid for my family's china trip. whenever when conversing with him, he would speak in chinese and i'll reply in hokkein. WOW. my chinese is lousier than hokkein. he's always cracking chinese jokes.

i remember when i was young, he would play with both my brother and me. he would play catching and hide-and-seek with us. those were the days. i was glad when he quitted smoking in i think year2000. i was elated when he accepted CHRIST in september2006. he's the best grandfather i've ever had.

when he still had his wife, my grandmother, he was all loving and doting on her. sigh. i now realised that i've lost both my grandparents and that my mummy has lost both her parents. my mummy's heart must be seriously devasted.

during this period in 2006, i think my grandfather knew that his health was deterioating fast, so he accepted christ. he also really appreciated every family gathering. the last one was at sembawang or serangoon, at bottle tree village. devastation. i didn't go. sobs.

when i received the news of my grandfather's death, iwas like don't bluff me la. apparently not. it was real. so, reality sank in. i was shocked. flabbegasted.

anyway, i'm glad he's accepted christ. :)

Friday, October 20, 2006

haha

BLONDE JOKES

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't remember the number.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.




lightbulb joke
Q: How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


Things to ponder
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

taken from ahajokes.com

Friday, October 13, 2006

funny funny

WHOOHOO! exams are way over! no more studying, for the while. hope i did well. man. my last paper was geography paper1. 40 mcq in 1h 15mins. everybody pratically finished it in like 1/2hr and fell sleep. i didn't want to sleep so i played with the stuff i had, example, my ziploc bag. hehe. i blew it up till it was FAT and sealed it and slept on it as if it were my pillow. haha. sian. after exam, went to cathay to watch the movie ROB-B-HOOD. my my. i DID NOT want to watch that show. it's gonna come up soon on channel 8 or channel U. what a waste of my 7 bucks. anyway, had fun on that day.

haha. the clique kept on meeting into jean's clique which consisted of may, herself, sarah, shumei, sze an, and some sec1 girl. they are from the VOLLEYBALL. they're really close. hmm, must be all that tough trainings they went through together.

sian. went to school today and going to school tomorrow. this is like so not like a holiday. whew. luckily on monday, i have no SCHOOL!!! whooppee!!

JOKES AGAIN:

Signs and notices

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

ANOTHER JOKE:

Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

FUNNY PICTURE:






you'll know you need a diet when...


Thursday, September 28, 2006

me

sorry about the previous post. anyway, hope that life would become much better. probably the exam stress is getting into every one of us.

here's some jokes.

The new Euro language
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

Lightbulb joke
Q: How many [members of your favorite group] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they have to be *really tiny*.


People are ignoring me
A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!

Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

haha :)

Friday, September 22, 2006

me

i am who i am.
if you, what the hell, don't like me, then f*** off.

i'm the kind of person who has like some kind of radar in my head. i'll pick out for those whom i can really trust, who i'll like and who i'll HATE. i make sure like there's some sort of boundary between me and the people i don't like. if you backstab me, you'll just wait. f*** off. you'll sense hostility from me towards you. SERIOUSLY. don't try to be bigger than me. i hate this kind of people. f***ing irritating.

i'm the kind who has tons of insecurities. i'll keep GIGANTIC amounts of stuff to myself till one day, i'll explode in tears, laughter and rage. need a shoulder, a hug, a whatever. just a really trustable listening ear. don't be angelic infront of me, you are only telling yourself that you're really a f***er.

you people out there may think it's you, but whatever, it's up to your great minds to lead you to seriously high imaginations. don't worry, it's not you. i don't usually use vulgarities. but when i'm pissed and really hurt, i will. i feel like i'm some sort of ferocious animal chained up. being chained up, i'm tame. but once free, oh how my teeth, claws and fangs will rise. darn you.

Monday, September 18, 2006

what the..

my dearest darling mother bought me a DRESS! A DRESS!! what the... i haven't worn a dress in like 7 years! she even bought matching high heels to go with it! no no no. but she bought them for a cause, it's because there's like a wedding at the end of the month and she wants me to look VERY presentable for it. i think i'll never wear it again. it's nice and it's dark blue! whee. blue... my fav colour! and so are the heels.

haha. today the clique pangseh me so marktan, isaac, clemence, luke and wenjie accompanied me for lunch. gosh. we were all having spicy food. the funniest part of lunch was that sailormoon was there. hehe. HAHA. isaac loaded his straw with ice and he shot it at HER! haha. then sailormoon squealed! all 6 of us burst into hilarious laughter. laughed till our tummyache. you may think that this was horrendously bad of us but, when you see sailormoon, she really deserved that hard icy ice shot. oops.

HAHA! who cares?! (:

Saturday, September 16, 2006

joke

Think about It 2

- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Idiots in the Classroom

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

study

gosh. it's all study study study and study. and STUDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS HIA!

resting...

this is really some random post.

yes! my guitar skills are pretty improving!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

some stuff

okay. i just have some stuff to say.

STUDY SKILLS ROCKS MY WORLD! i'm all motivated!
just hope the guys in my class would change their attitude after that session of study skills. those who didn't go for study skills MISSED OUT loads!

life's getting irritating. people, don't push me around. don't boss over me. i hate that. don't push me for deadlines. don't push me for my attitude. don't push me for my attire. don't push me over friends. don't push me over my studies.

whoohoo! got back my report card and i'm FANTASTICALLY happy with it! i improved TONS!!!

one thing...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI EN!!!

here are some jokes for ur viewing pleasure...
1. what is happy's surname?
LEE OR LI. HAPPILY (HAPPY LEE)
2. what is happy's occupation?
NURSE. HAPPINESS (HAPPY NURSE)
3. where does happy like to go?
LUCKY PLAZA. (HAPPY-GO-LUCKY)
4. why is happy so lonely?
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
5. what is happy's gender?
MALE. HAPPY MEAL.

that's all for today.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

some events

according to leonard-sir, " do you know that you blog only when you have feeling? it's true you know?" and i believe it. i haven't been blogging even though many things have happened.


firstly, i passed my FIRST AID EXAM! whoohoo! hehe. i'm a certified first-aider. currently waiting for my license to arrive. so.. that means that i protected by the law if i give first aid to a casualty and if the person dies, i won't be held responsible. haha.


secondly, a beach outing! i'll just post photos. don't feel like typing out but i had FUN. REALLY!!

group shot.



girls. hey. i like my blue bowling ball.



this is not some porn shot. i just had to put this up. HAHA.



i love the waves. swash and backwash.


btw, if you people need mp3 music immediately, i can help you people get it. (:

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

some random post

life, as a student, is getting boring. it's only living, learning, tests, friends, boyfriends, studying hard and breaking down. i can't stand those tests. i can't stand the way projects just come in the last minute and only have like one week to complete it. darn it.


i'm like trying to refrain from myself from using some obscene words. darn my mouth.


my life is like super packed. darn it.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

fop

pictures


the fairfield family.



whoa.

national camp

okay. some people may have noticed that i didn't go to on one friday. haha. it was due to national camp. anyway, NATIONAL CAMP 06. it rocks. the camp was at pasir laba camp. an army camp. the national camp was held there such that at that time, the army guys were at the outdoors having their camping there for four days three nights while we slept at that bunks. seriously, the army bunks are fantastic. okay. so there was this building just dedicated to the girls bunk. the building itself with its grounds, is more than half the times of our school. pasir laba camp was SERIOUSLY GIGANTIC.


i was put into CHARLIE2. atiqah rahoul and candice were in charlie3. wa lao. all pangseh. but never mind, i had an syf mate put in with me. activities immediately began on that day. it was dragonboating. man. it was SHIOK SIA. i got a tan and it is still staying on. then, it was dinner and then some charlie group time. on this day, i made two new friends. yithng and jolene. the next day, poof. many more activities. made more new friends. EVERYDAY i make more new friends and got to know them better.


the many activities in the camp were dragonboating, rappeling, rock climbing, frisbee, street soccer, indoor games, survival skills, first aid, cpr, archery, fc-16 simulation shooting, outdoor cooking, and a few more. there were many others that we didn't do like carter rowing, kayaking, paintball shooting, mountain biking and a few more.


there were memorable teammates like me, yithng, jolene, benedict, rachel, jiayi, weston, stephanie, lawerence, noah, terrence, kangfeng, prasad, hilme, hairul, wilfred, sylvia, farhana, wendy, huiwen, qiahhan, dick and louis. sorry for those that i can't remember.


there were 6 groups, alpha bravo charlie delta echo and foxtrot. in in every group, there were 6 platoons. one platoon had 30 people. so one group had 180. so six groups have a total of 1080 campers. then, there are TONS of instuctors and the total amount of people at the pasir laba camp added up to 1600 people! and the campsite could fit this amount of people and you could still get lost in the camp.


i really had a fun time at this camp.

that seriously looks sick. ben



some of us.



all of us

Friday, August 04, 2006

feelings

man. i'm feeling bad. i've been MOODY the whole day. downgrading everyone else's feelings too. anyway, i was very laidback. didn't even stop to talk to yiling. anyway, sorry. thanks li en for the jokes! just that i could guess the most of them. haha.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

feelings

man. for this post, it's purely ranting and what i am feeling at the moment. you have no right to sue me or whatever. so here goes. i'm sorry for using vulgarities


there's a raging tempest in me. i'm furious. i'm mad. i'm a dark cloud. things aren't going my way. i see people i hate! i see people i dislike! i don't get it why others don't respect councillors. can't they just listen?! what the f*** is their damned problem. i feel alone. suddenly it's like i'm invisible. i feel neglected. stupid results. hate chinese. no motivation to do it. it's so damn effing. kena scolding by zeng lao shi today. almost kena suspended. this is some freaking shit. f***. i went away crying. people saw i heck. i'm terribly hurt. i had to get it. cry it out. but what's over is over. i'm so f***ing disappointed in myself. f***.


dear lord, please forgive me.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

a song

all american rejects- top of the world


Is there anybody out there?
That wakes up with a bitter taste?
It's a king that we put up there
And he's a short way to fall from grace
It's slowly filling upward.
You can stand but you have no ground.
I hear it from the lost words.
They say it's time that you lost your crown.


Don't be so greedy.
A dollar's a penny to you
When hearts are beating
Say what you want 'em to do.
Wasting away... I see you.
When the top of the world falls on you
Finding a day, don't wanna be you
When the top of the world falls on you


Is there anybody out there?
That can see what a man can change?
It's better that you don't care
Because he knows that he's in his stateI feel the paranoia.
When there's a time, put you in your place
In the eyes of those who watch ya
Well they can wait 'til you hit your face


Don't be so greedy.
A dollar's a penny to you
When hearts are beating
Say what you want 'em to do.
Wasting away... I see you.
When the top of the world falls on you
Finally a day, don't wanna be you.
When the top of the world falls on you


Paint yourself a picture
When you waste another picture
And you win, and you win, and you win
Paint yourself a picture
And then you break another picture
And you win, and you win, and you win
And you win, yeah you win, and you win


Don't be so greedy
A dollar's a penny to you
When hearts stop beating
Say what you want 'em to do
Wasting away... I see you
When the top of the world falls on you
Finding a day, don't wanna be you
When the top of the world falls on you


Wasting away... I see you
When the top of the world falls on you
Finding a day, don't wanna be you
When the top of the world falls on you

Friday, July 28, 2006

stupid language

haha. i just came across this site. haha.
i just can't stand that ahlian slang. haha.

http://twitionary.blogspot.com

Saturday, July 22, 2006

redcrossfarewell2006

honestly, to me, the farewell was a big screwup. i should have made better decisions and be firm with them. those juniors of mine had better learn from my mistakes. man. miss tai was very angry last night. man. i'm so disappointed with myself.

such screwups were the bbq. man. we don't know how to set up a fire. thanks lanz toh! you're the greatest. thanks for helping us set up the fire for the bbq pits. you kinda saved the day! haha. next was not keeping to the time. time waits for no man. it's true. time was wasted for the bbq. the whole programme ended late. such extras stuff should hadn't be around and allowed to carry on. thanks VIs for helping with the bbq too. man. super depressing. sigh. the sec1s wasted quite a lot of time. luckily, thanks to the walking live jokebook, which is me, i managed to kept the audience captivated. haha. thanks emcee buddy, ruth for playing along with my lame jokes. haha.

for the sec3 performance, it was supposed to be great. till some people messed it up. isaac and lincoln, though you people are great guitar players, you people aren't as good as me! haha. joking. you people just needed more practice. and hengguang, i didn't know that you could play the drums!!! haha.

so, handover time.
chairman - fion hong
vice- chairman - irysad
admin - ruth
discipline - ME
training - huiling
welfare - hengguang
treasurer - yujun

hengguang welfare? haha. probably he could give the cadets his 'hengguang' laugh to make them feel better as laughter is the best medicine. haha.

fion hong!! haha. you better cope with with your triple science studies, chairman of red cross, secretary of council, chinese drama and chapel band. man. that's a big burden. talk to me if you need help yeah?

huiling, you and i have to work hand in hand alot. jiayou!!

Friday, July 14, 2006

more jokes

haha. i need more jokes to stir my mind away from farewell next week! the results and stuff. i'm really wrecked out.

A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.
"The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee..."

Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant.
Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn''t me!".
Shania Twain says," That don''t impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts.
Shaggy says," Wasn''t me!".
Shania Twain says," That don''t impress me much."
Britney Spears says," Stronger than yesterday."

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?
The Phantom of the Oprah.

Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything to the right.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a specific file into a global interregation of every existing file. Creates links between unrelated data. Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus: After running successfully for a while, it exits the program it was in and never works again.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

of course i took these jokes from a website. i couldn't possible thought of them. anyway, enjoy. it made me laugh. from www.jokesarena.com

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

this is just some random post.

i want a joke book! somebody get it for me!!

anyway, here's one.

a hotel manager in Finland, found out a new method to make his queues shorter.
how?
he got everybody in the queue to stand closer to each other.

a CHINA man went to stay in an england hotel
"can a have pepper please?" said the chinaman to the chambermaid.
"do you want black pepper or white pepper?" she asked.
"no!! i want toilet pepper!"

(:

Saturday, July 08, 2006

some sickness

okay. in a normal week, there are 7 days. 5 are school days and 2 are the weekdays. so, this week, monday was youth day. whoopee. was SO CALLED grounded for going out too much during the june holidays. tuesday, went back to school. wednesday, didn't go to school because i fell sick. i kinda ate too much of sweet and heaty stuff during the day. like TONS of sweets and quite some stuff from 7-ELEVEN. thursday, went back to school. wasn't feeling well. was almost late for school. and it was a rainy day. it was RAINING CATS AND DOGS AND MONKEYS AND GORILLAS. it really was DARK at 7.20am though it was supposed to be bright. the winds were howling and the whole atmosphere was cold. man. yiling thought that a tsunami was approaching. some thought a hurricane was coming. come on, it hasn't rained for many days and therefore the clouds are just extremely heavy. man. i felt cold. and throughout the whole day, i almost was having aircon classrooms. i was looking towards pe but mr faaiz kept us in the airconditioned lecture theatrette. even when i wasn't in the aircon classrooms, it was raining and it was cold. so i fell sick again and didn't go to school on friday. man. what a bummed week

Monday, July 03, 2006


me and three st margarets girls. left to right : stella samantha stephaine and me


me and two cedar girls. left to right: me debrah and yunting


er. does this victoria guy remind you of someone? to me, he looks like kenneth


desmond sir and me. look at the astounding height difference.


outside hq. left to right : me peixuan stephaine samantha and stella


left to right: peixuan janessa ma'am me and stephaine


the three cutsey pies. lef t to right: shafwaty valerie and fahliza


stella and me!

series of events

my blog has become QUITE dead. anyway, i have been really busy for the past few weeks, even though i was one of the people who finished all my holiday homework by the third week.

redcrossSYF'06
i love SYF! haha. you people made my day! anyway, at the first few trainings of syf, i didn't really like the instructors and i quite disliked the sec2s in redcross as they couldn't march and boy, were they VERY childish. mans. they are still little kids. screaming and running. but i learnt to cope with that, as i was once like that too, i think. then, on one of the internal trainings, a vi came to platoon d and started to coach us. i was the timer and it was tiring. we came to know him as desmond-sir. man was he dangerous, strict, disiplined and he made my blood boil. then, on the 2nd combined training at HTA, desmond sir just came across me while we were rehearsing for the parade and he made me the i/c of that day. i was very worried that i didn't make his expectations. i pushed myself to show professionalism. with the leadership qualities i had, i led the contingent. i was so afraid that i'd screw up. desmond-sir was like "fiona, do ______" and "fiona, take ______" and "fiona, make sure that _____" and "fiona, are you sure ____" and stuff like that. thus, it came to be that the whole of redcross syf people knew my name. they'll tease me on desmond-sir and whatever.

as the trainings passed, desmond sir came to like pick on me more. it was like "fiona, answer this and answer that". anyway, i also made new friends. friends from other school. i feel that the times that we most bonded was the time at the combined rehearsal at the national stadium. i then had friends from cedar, st margarets, scgs, compassvale, raffles girls, jurong west, victoria, raffles insitution, nan chiau and more. the usual vis which took us were qingxiang sir, david sir, janessa ma'am, desmond sir, max sir and maybe a few more others. on one particular combined training at hta, me and fahliza were appointed the role of timers for the whole marching contingent. btw, the bus ride from hq to hta was a very long journey so we had time to rest on the bus back and forth. i remember that there was one time when i was resting on the bus and then was awoken by this raffles girl called si ling. raffles girls are SMART. si ling can become a champion debator. she was just too hard to argue with. she's a brillant girl and she's sec2. and because of that, we became friends. i think i have to mention this again, it's because of desmond sir that everyone in the marching contingent know my name. FIONA.

then, on one of the internal trainings, desmond-sir created a name for the left marker. man was he tall but not as tall as desmond-sir. desmond-sir couldn't pronounce chinese, malay or indian names, so he gave the right marker, who was a chinese, an english name, BOBBY. and from that day onwards, everybody knew him as BOBBY. so, so far, everybody knows FIONA and BOBBY. then a one training later, people began to know FIONA BOBBY VALERIE PEIXUAN and FAHLIZA. haha.

on like the 1st combined rehearsal at the national stadium, i was in qingxiang sir's bus, and so, we were the first bus to reach back at hq. we were early. qingxiang sir and us had FUN. haha. all the cheers and stuff. cedar and scgs taught us cheers. we probably went high that night. after that, the 2nd bus people came in and we, 1st bus, showed them and also to the 3rd bus people. we went high. when we were showing off to the 3rd bus, there was this particular victoria guy who didn't look impressed. he was like rolling his eyes again and again. but whatever.

on the next combined rehearsal at national stadium, we went high. yes. all of us. while waiting for our turn to enter the stadium to march, the choir sang many songs and we, red cross, just went high, singing along, laughing and just moving to the beat THOUGH WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE THE LOWER PART OF OUR BODIES. but who cares? the vis just allowed us to carry on as they wanted us to bond.

on the performance day, we were all high and excited. there were many vis at hq. man. i thought that they could even form a marching contingent on their own if they wanted too. joanne ma'am, qihui ma'am and yuming ma'am were there and so was nicholas sir. man so many from fairfield!

on the bus trip to national stadium, i sat with stephanie from st margrets and behind us sat, shafwatty and a raffles guy called wen yu. he was fat and cute. oops. and his name was wen yu. the three girls tried to open him up. we taught him some cheer actions. haha. he managed to learn them FAST. but not as fast as me. then it was lunch at the national stadium and a few rehearsals. there was this break before the real performance, we, red cross, said our cheers and all the other unifrom groups, looked at us. we were OUTSTANDING and our day was FUN AND EXCITING. haha. i really meant it. a few of us, then taught qingxiang sir how to do the dance-hand action. we also taught desmond sir that dance-hand action. man. desmond sir said that you can't teach an old dog new tricks but i DISAGREE. all one needs is patience.

then, it was time to go in. ooh. tons of the sec2s were nervous. i wasn't really nervous. i didn't think that anyone could have spotted me. i gave my three tickets to shuyi, sihui and yiling. MAN. they spotted me. i'm sure i look good (: anyway, during the parade, there was this girl guide who couldn't take the pain so she squatted down waiting for first aid, but none came, so she stood up. she did this over and over again. luckily she didn't faint. time passed and soon we were back to our holding area. everybody just screamed!! haha. it was over. we rocked! it was then time for us to leave. on the bus, everybody was just chatting away excitedly. then nicholas sir who was sitting with qingxiang sir called my name and i just said "wassup?" and those who heard were like shocked. i quickly apologized. nicholas sir told me to led the people in the bus a cheer. i did it and then sat down. was quite pissed at the two girls who didn't do the cheer. man. one was a sergeant and the other a coporal. how did they even get the ______ promoted when they showed me their heck care attitude and no sense of participation. and i'm sorry xuanle and the guy beside to stop folding the poncho when i ordered you to when i somehow didn't have much authority. sorry.

back at the hq, a small debrief and AGAIN, desmond sir volunteered me to say something. then it was bobby, then valerie. then, for reflections, alfredo and fahliza had to go up on stage to say some words. and then it was the victoria guys performance. man, it was HILARIOUS and gay! haha. i guessed everyone just enjoyed themselves. then it was the vi's performance. aiyo. desmond sir was gay. hmm. everyone suspected david sir and janessa ma'am to have something on but it was like desmond sir was protecting janessa ma'am. hmm. i wonder.

then it was some free and easy time. everybody went round getting numbers, email address and of course taking of photos. then stephanie stella and samantha went with me to like take photos and get contact number from desmond sir. i also went around distributing sweets to people. the three girls went to ask desmond sir "why do you always call fiona?", " why do you always say fiona's name as audrey?","do you like fiona?" and stuff like that. desmond sir said that though i'm fiona, i look like an audrey. err. and he also said that he picked me as he saw something in me that was different from others, like i was shining in the inside and he thought that i was special and he believed that i would be able to accomplished great things and told me never to give up. when he was saying this, he was like patting my head. then he told us that, " oh, fiona is like my little sister." i was like ERRR. anyway, peixuan and i took photos together and i took a photo of the THREE CUTEST SEC2 GIRLS in the marching contingent. they were peixuan, valerie and fahliza.

i love you redcrossSYF'06!!! you people rock my world! (:

united we stand
divded we fall
red cross youth will never fall
looking our people
looking our pride
red cross flag will fly up high
cause we will
we will
rock you ow
rock you ow (x2)

peeping through a window what do people see
if you wanna jia kim jio
do it the proper way
meet me tonight by the moonlight
meet me tonight all alone
i've got something to show you
something that's yellow and long
one banana two banana three banana four HEY
five banana six banana many many more HEY (x2)

photos
i promised not to upload the pic of three gay vis. real gay.


bbq
can't say much details. told to keep my mouth shut and finger tied.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

redcross camp

i'm dead tiredd. haven't rested ever since i came back. blog more other time. only had 4 hours of sleep each for the two nights.