funny funny

WHOOHOO! exams are way over! no more studying, for the while. hope i did well. man. my last paper was geography paper1. 40 mcq in 1h 15mins. everybody pratically finished it in like 1/2hr and fell sleep. i didn't want to sleep so i played with the stuff i had, example, my ziploc bag. hehe. i blew it up till it was FAT and sealed it and slept on it as if it were my pillow. haha. sian. after exam, went to cathay to watch the movie ROB-B-HOOD. my my. i DID NOT want to watch that show. it's gonna come up soon on channel 8 or channel U. what a waste of my 7 bucks. anyway, had fun on that day.

haha. the clique kept on meeting into jean's clique which consisted of may, herself, sarah, shumei, sze an, and some sec1 girl. they are from the VOLLEYBALL. they're really close. hmm, must be all that tough trainings they went through together.

sian. went to school today and going to school tomorrow. this is like so not like a holiday. whew. luckily on monday, i have no SCHOOL!!! whooppee!!

JOKES AGAIN:

Signs and notices

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

ANOTHER JOKE:

Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

FUNNY PICTURE:






you'll know you need a diet when...

me

sorry about the previous post. anyway, hope that life would become much better. probably the exam stress is getting into every one of us.

here's some jokes.

The new Euro language
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

Lightbulb joke
Q: How many [members of your favorite group] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but they have to be *really tiny*.


People are ignoring me
A patient walks into a doctor's office.
Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!

Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

haha :)

me

i am who i am.
if you, what the hell, don't like me, then f*** off.

i'm the kind of person who has like some kind of radar in my head. i'll pick out for those whom i can really trust, who i'll like and who i'll HATE. i make sure like there's some sort of boundary between me and the people i don't like. if you backstab me, you'll just wait. f*** off. you'll sense hostility from me towards you. SERIOUSLY. don't try to be bigger than me. i hate this kind of people. f***ing irritating.

i'm the kind who has tons of insecurities. i'll keep GIGANTIC amounts of stuff to myself till one day, i'll explode in tears, laughter and rage. need a shoulder, a hug, a whatever. just a really trustable listening ear. don't be angelic infront of me, you are only telling yourself that you're really a f***er.

you people out there may think it's you, but whatever, it's up to your great minds to lead you to seriously high imaginations. don't worry, it's not you. i don't usually use vulgarities. but when i'm pissed and really hurt, i will. i feel like i'm some sort of ferocious animal chained up. being chained up, i'm tame. but once free, oh how my teeth, claws and fangs will rise. darn you.

what the..

my dearest darling mother bought me a DRESS! A DRESS!! what the... i haven't worn a dress in like 7 years! she even bought matching high heels to go with it! no no no. but she bought them for a cause, it's because there's like a wedding at the end of the month and she wants me to look VERY presentable for it. i think i'll never wear it again. it's nice and it's dark blue! whee. blue... my fav colour! and so are the heels.

haha. today the clique pangseh me so marktan, isaac, clemence, luke and wenjie accompanied me for lunch. gosh. we were all having spicy food. the funniest part of lunch was that sailormoon was there. hehe. HAHA. isaac loaded his straw with ice and he shot it at HER! haha. then sailormoon squealed! all 6 of us burst into hilarious laughter. laughed till our tummyache. you may think that this was horrendously bad of us but, when you see sailormoon, she really deserved that hard icy ice shot. oops.

HAHA! who cares?! (:

joke

Think about It 2

- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.

- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Idiots in the Classroom

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

study

gosh. it's all study study study and study. and STUDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS HIA!

resting...

this is really some random post.

yes! my guitar skills are pretty improving!

some stuff

okay. i just have some stuff to say.

STUDY SKILLS ROCKS MY WORLD! i'm all motivated!
just hope the guys in my class would change their attitude after that session of study skills. those who didn't go for study skills MISSED OUT loads!

life's getting irritating. people, don't push me around. don't boss over me. i hate that. don't push me for deadlines. don't push me for my attitude. don't push me for my attire. don't push me over friends. don't push me over my studies.

whoohoo! got back my report card and i'm FANTASTICALLY happy with it! i improved TONS!!!

one thing...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI EN!!!

here are some jokes for ur viewing pleasure...
1. what is happy's surname?
LEE OR LI. HAPPILY (HAPPY LEE)
2. what is happy's occupation?
NURSE. HAPPINESS (HAPPY NURSE)
3. where does happy like to go?
LUCKY PLAZA. (HAPPY-GO-LUCKY)
4. why is happy so lonely?
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
5. what is happy's gender?
MALE. HAPPY MEAL.

that's all for today.

some events

according to leonard-sir, " do you know that you blog only when you have feeling? it's true you know?" and i believe it. i haven't been blogging even though many things have happened.


firstly, i passed my FIRST AID EXAM! whoohoo! hehe. i'm a certified first-aider. currently waiting for my license to arrive. so.. that means that i protected by the law if i give first aid to a casualty and if the person dies, i won't be held responsible. haha.


secondly, a beach outing! i'll just post photos. don't feel like typing out but i had FUN. REALLY!!

group shot.



girls. hey. i like my blue bowling ball.



this is not some porn shot. i just had to put this up. HAHA.



i love the waves. swash and backwash.


btw, if you people need mp3 music immediately, i can help you people get it. (:

some random post

life, as a student, is getting boring. it's only living, learning, tests, friends, boyfriends, studying hard and breaking down. i can't stand those tests. i can't stand the way projects just come in the last minute and only have like one week to complete it. darn it.


i'm like trying to refrain from myself from using some obscene words. darn my mouth.


my life is like super packed. darn it.

fop

pictures


the fairfield family.



whoa.

national camp

okay. some people may have noticed that i didn't go to on one friday. haha. it was due to national camp. anyway, NATIONAL CAMP 06. it rocks. the camp was at pasir laba camp. an army camp. the national camp was held there such that at that time, the army guys were at the outdoors having their camping there for four days three nights while we slept at that bunks. seriously, the army bunks are fantastic. okay. so there was this building just dedicated to the girls bunk. the building itself with its grounds, is more than half the times of our school. pasir laba camp was SERIOUSLY GIGANTIC.


i was put into CHARLIE2. atiqah rahoul and candice were in charlie3. wa lao. all pangseh. but never mind, i had an syf mate put in with me. activities immediately began on that day. it was dragonboating. man. it was SHIOK SIA. i got a tan and it is still staying on. then, it was dinner and then some charlie group time. on this day, i made two new friends. yithng and jolene. the next day, poof. many more activities. made more new friends. EVERYDAY i make more new friends and got to know them better.


the many activities in the camp were dragonboating, rappeling, rock climbing, frisbee, street soccer, indoor games, survival skills, first aid, cpr, archery, fc-16 simulation shooting, outdoor cooking, and a few more. there were many others that we didn't do like carter rowing, kayaking, paintball shooting, mountain biking and a few more.


there were memorable teammates like me, yithng, jolene, benedict, rachel, jiayi, weston, stephanie, lawerence, noah, terrence, kangfeng, prasad, hilme, hairul, wilfred, sylvia, farhana, wendy, huiwen, qiahhan, dick and louis. sorry for those that i can't remember.


there were 6 groups, alpha bravo charlie delta echo and foxtrot. in in every group, there were 6 platoons. one platoon had 30 people. so one group had 180. so six groups have a total of 1080 campers. then, there are TONS of instuctors and the total amount of people at the pasir laba camp added up to 1600 people! and the campsite could fit this amount of people and you could still get lost in the camp.


i really had a fun time at this camp.

that seriously looks sick. ben



some of us.



all of us

feelings

man. i'm feeling bad. i've been MOODY the whole day. downgrading everyone else's feelings too. anyway, i was very laidback. didn't even stop to talk to yiling. anyway, sorry. thanks li en for the jokes! just that i could guess the most of them. haha.

feelings

man. for this post, it's purely ranting and what i am feeling at the moment. you have no right to sue me or whatever. so here goes. i'm sorry for using vulgarities


there's a raging tempest in me. i'm furious. i'm mad. i'm a dark cloud. things aren't going my way. i see people i hate! i see people i dislike! i don't get it why others don't respect councillors. can't they just listen?! what the f*** is their damned problem. i feel alone. suddenly it's like i'm invisible. i feel neglected. stupid results. hate chinese. no motivation to do it. it's so damn effing. kena scolding by zeng lao shi today. almost kena suspended. this is some freaking shit. f***. i went away crying. people saw i heck. i'm terribly hurt. i had to get it. cry it out. but what's over is over. i'm so f***ing disappointed in myself. f***.


dear lord, please forgive me.

a song

all american rejects- top of the world


Is there anybody out there?
That wakes up with a bitter taste?
It's a king that we put up there
And he's a short way to fall from grace
It's slowly filling upward.
You can stand but you have no ground.
I hear it from the lost words.
They say it's time that you lost your crown.


Don't be so greedy.
A dollar's a penny to you
When hearts are beating
Say what you want 'em to do.
Wasting away... I see you.
When the top of the world falls on you
Finding a day, don't wanna be you
When the top of the world falls on you


Is there anybody out there?
That can see what a man can change?
It's better that you don't care
Because he knows that he's in his stateI feel the paranoia.
When there's a time, put you in your place
In the eyes of those who watch ya
Well they can wait 'til you hit your face


Don't be so greedy.
A dollar's a penny to you
When hearts are beating
Say what you want 'em to do.
Wasting away... I see you.
When the top of the world falls on you
Finally a day, don't wanna be you.
When the top of the world falls on you


Paint yourself a picture
When you waste another picture
And you win, and you win, and you win
Paint yourself a picture
And then you break another picture
And you win, and you win, and you win
And you win, yeah you win, and you win


Don't be so greedy
A dollar's a penny to you
When hearts stop beating
Say what you want 'em to do
Wasting away... I see you
When the top of the world falls on you
Finding a day, don't wanna be you
When the top of the world falls on you


Wasting away... I see you
When the top of the world falls on you
Finding a day, don't wanna be you
When the top of the world falls on you

stupid language

haha. i just came across this site. haha.
i just can't stand that ahlian slang. haha.

http://twitionary.blogspot.com

redcrossfarewell2006

honestly, to me, the farewell was a big screwup. i should have made better decisions and be firm with them. those juniors of mine had better learn from my mistakes. man. miss tai was very angry last night. man. i'm so disappointed with myself.

such screwups were the bbq. man. we don't know how to set up a fire. thanks lanz toh! you're the greatest. thanks for helping us set up the fire for the bbq pits. you kinda saved the day! haha. next was not keeping to the time. time waits for no man. it's true. time was wasted for the bbq. the whole programme ended late. such extras stuff should hadn't be around and allowed to carry on. thanks VIs for helping with the bbq too. man. super depressing. sigh. the sec1s wasted quite a lot of time. luckily, thanks to the walking live jokebook, which is me, i managed to kept the audience captivated. haha. thanks emcee buddy, ruth for playing along with my lame jokes. haha.

for the sec3 performance, it was supposed to be great. till some people messed it up. isaac and lincoln, though you people are great guitar players, you people aren't as good as me! haha. joking. you people just needed more practice. and hengguang, i didn't know that you could play the drums!!! haha.

so, handover time.
chairman - fion hong
vice- chairman - irysad
admin - ruth
discipline - ME
training - huiling
welfare - hengguang
treasurer - yujun

hengguang welfare? haha. probably he could give the cadets his 'hengguang' laugh to make them feel better as laughter is the best medicine. haha.

fion hong!! haha. you better cope with with your triple science studies, chairman of red cross, secretary of council, chinese drama and chapel band. man. that's a big burden. talk to me if you need help yeah?

huiling, you and i have to work hand in hand alot. jiayou!!

more jokes

haha. i need more jokes to stir my mind away from farewell next week! the results and stuff. i'm really wrecked out.

A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.
"The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee..."

Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant.
Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn''t me!".
Shania Twain says," That don''t impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts.
Shaggy says," Wasn''t me!".
Shania Twain says," That don''t impress me much."
Britney Spears says," Stronger than yesterday."

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?
The Phantom of the Oprah.

Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal files and forwards them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system for information.
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything to the right.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a specific file into a global interregation of every existing file. Creates links between unrelated data. Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that exits when you're really enjoying it.
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus: After running successfully for a while, it exits the program it was in and never works again.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

of course i took these jokes from a website. i couldn't possible thought of them. anyway, enjoy. it made me laugh. from www.jokesarena.com

this is just some random post.

i want a joke book! somebody get it for me!!

anyway, here's one.

a hotel manager in Finland, found out a new method to make his queues shorter.
how?
he got everybody in the queue to stand closer to each other.

a CHINA man went to stay in an england hotel
"can a have pepper please?" said the chinaman to the chambermaid.
"do you want black pepper or white pepper?" she asked.
"no!! i want toilet pepper!"

(:

some sickness

okay. in a normal week, there are 7 days. 5 are school days and 2 are the weekdays. so, this week, monday was youth day. whoopee. was SO CALLED grounded for going out too much during the june holidays. tuesday, went back to school. wednesday, didn't go to school because i fell sick. i kinda ate too much of sweet and heaty stuff during the day. like TONS of sweets and quite some stuff from 7-ELEVEN. thursday, went back to school. wasn't feeling well. was almost late for school. and it was a rainy day. it was RAINING CATS AND DOGS AND MONKEYS AND GORILLAS. it really was DARK at 7.20am though it was supposed to be bright. the winds were howling and the whole atmosphere was cold. man. yiling thought that a tsunami was approaching. some thought a hurricane was coming. come on, it hasn't rained for many days and therefore the clouds are just extremely heavy. man. i felt cold. and throughout the whole day, i almost was having aircon classrooms. i was looking towards pe but mr faaiz kept us in the airconditioned lecture theatrette. even when i wasn't in the aircon classrooms, it was raining and it was cold. so i fell sick again and didn't go to school on friday. man. what a bummed week

me and three st margarets girls. left to right : stella samantha stephaine and me


me and two cedar girls. left to right: me debrah and yunting


er. does this victoria guy remind you of someone? to me, he looks like kenneth


desmond sir and me. look at the astounding height difference.


outside hq. left to right : me peixuan stephaine samantha and stella


left to right: peixuan janessa ma'am me and stephaine


the three cutsey pies. lef t to right: shafwaty valerie and fahliza


stella and me!

series of events

my blog has become QUITE dead. anyway, i have been really busy for the past few weeks, even though i was one of the people who finished all my holiday homework by the third week.

redcrossSYF'06
i love SYF! haha. you people made my day! anyway, at the first few trainings of syf, i didn't really like the instructors and i quite disliked the sec2s in redcross as they couldn't march and boy, were they VERY childish. mans. they are still little kids. screaming and running. but i learnt to cope with that, as i was once like that too, i think. then, on one of the internal trainings, a vi came to platoon d and started to coach us. i was the timer and it was tiring. we came to know him as desmond-sir. man was he dangerous, strict, disiplined and he made my blood boil. then, on the 2nd combined training at HTA, desmond sir just came across me while we were rehearsing for the parade and he made me the i/c of that day. i was very worried that i didn't make his expectations. i pushed myself to show professionalism. with the leadership qualities i had, i led the contingent. i was so afraid that i'd screw up. desmond-sir was like "fiona, do ______" and "fiona, take ______" and "fiona, make sure that _____" and "fiona, are you sure ____" and stuff like that. thus, it came to be that the whole of redcross syf people knew my name. they'll tease me on desmond-sir and whatever.

as the trainings passed, desmond sir came to like pick on me more. it was like "fiona, answer this and answer that". anyway, i also made new friends. friends from other school. i feel that the times that we most bonded was the time at the combined rehearsal at the national stadium. i then had friends from cedar, st margarets, scgs, compassvale, raffles girls, jurong west, victoria, raffles insitution, nan chiau and more. the usual vis which took us were qingxiang sir, david sir, janessa ma'am, desmond sir, max sir and maybe a few more others. on one particular combined training at hta, me and fahliza were appointed the role of timers for the whole marching contingent. btw, the bus ride from hq to hta was a very long journey so we had time to rest on the bus back and forth. i remember that there was one time when i was resting on the bus and then was awoken by this raffles girl called si ling. raffles girls are SMART. si ling can become a champion debator. she was just too hard to argue with. she's a brillant girl and she's sec2. and because of that, we became friends. i think i have to mention this again, it's because of desmond sir that everyone in the marching contingent know my name. FIONA.

then, on one of the internal trainings, desmond-sir created a name for the left marker. man was he tall but not as tall as desmond-sir. desmond-sir couldn't pronounce chinese, malay or indian names, so he gave the right marker, who was a chinese, an english name, BOBBY. and from that day onwards, everybody knew him as BOBBY. so, so far, everybody knows FIONA and BOBBY. then a one training later, people began to know FIONA BOBBY VALERIE PEIXUAN and FAHLIZA. haha.

on like the 1st combined rehearsal at the national stadium, i was in qingxiang sir's bus, and so, we were the first bus to reach back at hq. we were early. qingxiang sir and us had FUN. haha. all the cheers and stuff. cedar and scgs taught us cheers. we probably went high that night. after that, the 2nd bus people came in and we, 1st bus, showed them and also to the 3rd bus people. we went high. when we were showing off to the 3rd bus, there was this particular victoria guy who didn't look impressed. he was like rolling his eyes again and again. but whatever.

on the next combined rehearsal at national stadium, we went high. yes. all of us. while waiting for our turn to enter the stadium to march, the choir sang many songs and we, red cross, just went high, singing along, laughing and just moving to the beat THOUGH WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE THE LOWER PART OF OUR BODIES. but who cares? the vis just allowed us to carry on as they wanted us to bond.

on the performance day, we were all high and excited. there were many vis at hq. man. i thought that they could even form a marching contingent on their own if they wanted too. joanne ma'am, qihui ma'am and yuming ma'am were there and so was nicholas sir. man so many from fairfield!

on the bus trip to national stadium, i sat with stephanie from st margrets and behind us sat, shafwatty and a raffles guy called wen yu. he was fat and cute. oops. and his name was wen yu. the three girls tried to open him up. we taught him some cheer actions. haha. he managed to learn them FAST. but not as fast as me. then it was lunch at the national stadium and a few rehearsals. there was this break before the real performance, we, red cross, said our cheers and all the other unifrom groups, looked at us. we were OUTSTANDING and our day was FUN AND EXCITING. haha. i really meant it. a few of us, then taught qingxiang sir how to do the dance-hand action. we also taught desmond sir that dance-hand action. man. desmond sir said that you can't teach an old dog new tricks but i DISAGREE. all one needs is patience.

then, it was time to go in. ooh. tons of the sec2s were nervous. i wasn't really nervous. i didn't think that anyone could have spotted me. i gave my three tickets to shuyi, sihui and yiling. MAN. they spotted me. i'm sure i look good (: anyway, during the parade, there was this girl guide who couldn't take the pain so she squatted down waiting for first aid, but none came, so she stood up. she did this over and over again. luckily she didn't faint. time passed and soon we were back to our holding area. everybody just screamed!! haha. it was over. we rocked! it was then time for us to leave. on the bus, everybody was just chatting away excitedly. then nicholas sir who was sitting with qingxiang sir called my name and i just said "wassup?" and those who heard were like shocked. i quickly apologized. nicholas sir told me to led the people in the bus a cheer. i did it and then sat down. was quite pissed at the two girls who didn't do the cheer. man. one was a sergeant and the other a coporal. how did they even get the ______ promoted when they showed me their heck care attitude and no sense of participation. and i'm sorry xuanle and the guy beside to stop folding the poncho when i ordered you to when i somehow didn't have much authority. sorry.

back at the hq, a small debrief and AGAIN, desmond sir volunteered me to say something. then it was bobby, then valerie. then, for reflections, alfredo and fahliza had to go up on stage to say some words. and then it was the victoria guys performance. man, it was HILARIOUS and gay! haha. i guessed everyone just enjoyed themselves. then it was the vi's performance. aiyo. desmond sir was gay. hmm. everyone suspected david sir and janessa ma'am to have something on but it was like desmond sir was protecting janessa ma'am. hmm. i wonder.

then it was some free and easy time. everybody went round getting numbers, email address and of course taking of photos. then stephanie stella and samantha went with me to like take photos and get contact number from desmond sir. i also went around distributing sweets to people. the three girls went to ask desmond sir "why do you always call fiona?", " why do you always say fiona's name as audrey?","do you like fiona?" and stuff like that. desmond sir said that though i'm fiona, i look like an audrey. err. and he also said that he picked me as he saw something in me that was different from others, like i was shining in the inside and he thought that i was special and he believed that i would be able to accomplished great things and told me never to give up. when he was saying this, he was like patting my head. then he told us that, " oh, fiona is like my little sister." i was like ERRR. anyway, peixuan and i took photos together and i took a photo of the THREE CUTEST SEC2 GIRLS in the marching contingent. they were peixuan, valerie and fahliza.

i love you redcrossSYF'06!!! you people rock my world! (:

united we stand
divded we fall
red cross youth will never fall
looking our people
looking our pride
red cross flag will fly up high
cause we will
we will
rock you ow
rock you ow (x2)

peeping through a window what do people see
if you wanna jia kim jio
do it the proper way
meet me tonight by the moonlight
meet me tonight all alone
i've got something to show you
something that's yellow and long
one banana two banana three banana four HEY
five banana six banana many many more HEY (x2)

photos
i promised not to upload the pic of three gay vis. real gay.


bbq
can't say much details. told to keep my mouth shut and finger tied.

redcross camp

i'm dead tiredd. haven't rested ever since i came back. blog more other time. only had 4 hours of sleep each for the two nights.

camp photos

these are the SOME of the camp photos taken :


a part of the resort


the YOUTHS


the treehouse with a mini flying fox


there were TONS of cute little babies.
see? i told you. and they were CUTE


the KEY. the resort we were staying at.


acting like stamford raffles. two mr raffles. miss raffles, i mean


am i your poster girl?
am i your hula girl?
can i be your girl?
(:

church camp

woots! church camp ROCKS!!!

dayone
met up with joanna's family, steph's family, uncle rong chan's family and gerald, katherine, john and some others and we proceeded to kulai. it was a total of 5 cars. stop-over at somewhere for breakfast. along the way to kulai, we met some other families, example vanessa's friends, samantha and jaslyn. anyway, when we were near the resort, we met grace and benlow's family. haha. the resort we were staying at was THE LEGENDS GOLF AND COUNTRY RESORT. and when it says country, IT'S REALLY COUNTRY. far out in IN the COUNTRY. anyway, lunch was at 12.30am and we had some time to pass. went to check out the girls bunk. it was a VIP room. for the VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE. sighs. but i wasn't staying there. the room was really cool. it was carpet to every inch of the room. it even had a hallway. it was carpetted too. it even had a changing room with lockers and stuff for the girls to dump their stuff in to. everywhere is carpet except for the showers. also, me and a few others checked out the gym. the weights were REALLY rusty. it was a COOL and WONDERFUL gym.

lunch was really good. it was an 8 course chinese meal. though, we had to wait for the fantastic meal. we were then told that we had to proceed to some upstairs hall. we were then briefed and were handed our camp booklets. ooh! i was in the group FAITHFULNESS. it consisted of yanleen>groupleader, grace, me, paul, kim, marcus, daryl and jeanette.

most of the people in the camp got their room keys and some didn't and they had to wait. i was one of them. shared a room with steph and kim. we waited and waited and waited till like it was 3.30pm. could only enjoy the comfort of my room for awhile...cause our room was a far way from the main building.

it was games. lovely time. played captains ball. the team we were competing with was the adults. the PATIENCE group. it was like me, kim and jeanette had to play against our parents! it was like SURE lose. the adults had uncle ravi, uncle kelvin, uncle reuben, auntie jennifer, my daddy, woah. STRONG, POWER man. though we lost, we had great fun. and it turned out that all the youth groups lost. and all the adults won. no fair.

we then played volleyball. LOVE IT. me martin steph jo grace jon paul shanauld. LOVE VB. then it was washup. let me tell you. people who were not staying at the main building, we had our toilet OUTDOORS. every room had its own toilet, duh and it was covered REALLY well. concealed and everything. haha.

dinner next. wonderful dinner.

then it was the first fellowship meeting. those little sunday school kiddies went another place. well, the teaching was by Fred Canon David. really enriching and interesting sermon. woots. learnt about a life of close relationship with the Lord.
1.be seperated from the world
2.be saturated with the word
3.be situated by the world

then it was lights off. played games with the rest of the youth.

daytwo
gym early in the morning. breakfast. ROTI PRATA. didn't get one. sad sad. would anyone care to treat me to roti prata? anyway, it was lesson two of fellowship learning. it was about paul's faithfulness in prayer.
1.the foundation
2.the frequency
3.the focus
then, we seperated for discussions and CLAP! went the THUNDER. it made the whole resort go to blackout mode. i bet some people screamed but FAITHFULNESS and MEEKNESS didn't. haha. some leisure time and it was lunch. 8 course meal again. then it was time when we had to look after the little kiddies while the parents went for their ladies and men's meeting. it was games. played floorball. woots. the team i was in scored 3 goals. 3-1. scored by me, then mel, then ben. woots. we rocked! shu did great too. blocking all those shots the others made. haha. then volleyball again with yanleen paul me martin jon jo steph and enyao. poor yanleen, she didn't know to play play vb properly and ended up with bruises all over! seriously. it was dinner, then fellowship learning lesson3. it was about a life of constant challenges for the Lord.
1.picture of israel
2.picture of lost mankind
3.picture of lapased christian
we, youths, then went to the place where there was an upstairs and downstairs. we had a taitee tournament! and bridge too. it was like a gambling den! but seriously fun. in bridge, there isn't really a winner. for the other two games, taitee and mahjong, andrew pflug was the overall WINNER. he's REALLY GOOD and he's only a sec1. *open mouthed gaping goldfish*

it was then FIFA WORLD CUP FOR ME. 11.45pm. me steph eunice grace and benlow. germany's opening match. not much fun la. LIGHTS OUT. sleep.

daythree
breakfast. woots! i got roti prata. man. woke up with my muscles aching. fellowship learning lesson 4.
1. thankful for salvation
2. thankful for growth
3. thankful for love
it was then leisure time. man. we youth spent the time playin PIG, POLARBEAR. anyway, it was lunch then SWIMMING! me jo steph and jeanette went swimming with luke, edward, nicholas and max. haha. have to look after them. THEN, it started to rain. the little boys went back to shower but we, four girls, went for the jacuzzi!. rawrr. shiok sia! we kinda went mad there. woah. didn't try the steam bath. after that, we went back to shower. oh, by the way, at this time, the adults were out at GIANT. don't know where. those adults are DURIAN crazy. for games, me steph jo jean uncle joen and ben low, went to the gym while the rest were in the room. WORK IT OUT! then washup. then BBQ dinner. man. i LOVE THE FOOD. especially the squid! yummy. the chicken wings too.

next was the talents surprise. hilarious act. paul martin and jon was GREAT. ABSOLUTELY GREAT. STUNNING. OUTSTANDING. SIMPLY BRILLANT. LUURRVVE IT. then there was also ben low and marcus. WOOTS. great performance. you two performed well. then, there were adults who also performed. haha. then it was WORLD CUP for some and GAMES for the youth. at this point of time, i was suffering from a headache. first time headache. was blr blur during the games. but FUN. especially double whacko. after some games, i felt more tumultous pain in my head and decided to rest. AND. was awoken up with a ball smacked into my face. I FORGIVE THE PERSON WHO DID THAT. went to my room to sleep.

dayfour
breakfast. everyone was like LATE. was really tiredd. i ADMIT that i was falling asleep during the worship service. I'M SORRY. it was really borring. then it was phototaking time. then GOODBYE. some families, including me, went to the new jusco shopping centre. INCREDIBLY huge. shopping shopping and shopping. oh. had lunch with jon martin paul cass shaunauld nat marcus. ate at yoshinoya. shopping and shopping. BEAUTIFUL socks. SEXY shorts. FABULOUS shirts. WONDERFUL bag. HOT belt.

i miss malaysia! learnt lots of stuff.

flying there

woots! discovered a very addictive game. it's a mmrpg. massive multiplayer role playing game. well, it's addictive to me. it's called flying for fun. FLYFF. it's a pity they have maintainance service every thursday. man, i'm boredd now.

speaking of flying, my dearest friends are flying all over the world. some to china and some to czech republic. UNFAIR. anyway, at the bottom, are the photos taken with those people leavinn for china.

syf training is really tiring me out.

damn. my mother has signed me up for chinese tuition but not confirmed yet. can ANYBODY teach me chinese or let me join their chinese tuition? PLEASE.

man. yesterday i experienced EXTREME BOREDOM AND LONELINESS. disgusting. may's not in singapore. she's AWAY in myammar. and during physics lesson, i was the ONLY GIRL THERE! sat alone. the guys were behind playing psp. no one was really listening to the teacher except, maybe the nerds :) may's in myammar. debbie and eunice in china. samantha's in malaysia. do you know that my physics class has only 5 girls?! the rest are guys. my physics class has like 21 people.

i want to try to take bio when i go jc.

a song

Hanson - Lost Without Each Other

I ran into your best friend today
Twelve nights since you ran away
I asked about you and she said, can't say, can't say
I'm feeling lonely and it seems to stay
It's been a while since I felt that way
Well, I can tell you there's no room to play this game

All I know is what I'm missing
What I'm missing is your kissing
Are you listening

Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright
There's no room for getting uptight
Don't go saying that you're OK
When you're lonely
Baby, don't go telling me we're over
When you know you're my one and only lover
And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're
Lost without each other
'Cause we're lost without each other
'Cause we're lost without each other

I didn't mean to start the last big fight
You never should have hung up that night
All I want to do is make things right
Make it right
Listen, with all the choices that we chose to make
And all the promises we chose to break
We were busy making big mistakes, yesterday

All I know is what I'm missing
What I'm missing is your kissing
Are you listening

Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright
There's no room for getting uptight
Don't go saying that you're OK
When you're lonely
Baby don't go telling me we're over
When you know you're my one and only lover
And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're
Lost without

I can tell you one thing
We're not better on our own
I'm tired of running from my feelings
Are you listening

All I know is what I'm missing
What I'm missing is your kissing
Are you listenin

Don't go, don't go telling me you're alright
There's no room for getting uptight
Don't go saying that you're OK
When you're lonely
Baby, don't go telling me we're over
When you know you're my one and only lover
And I won't go saying that we're OK when we're
Lost without each other
Lost without each other

poseidon

woots. watched poseidon yesterday! great movies but full of computer animation. everywhere. anyway, had meet the parents session first. did ushering duty. after that, played volleyball for awhile with the guys and then went off to meet shuyi and sihui for a movie. decided a poseidon. not a bad choice. you people MUST catch that movie. sorry shaun. anyway, i'm grounded.

(:

woots! i have gotten back my handphone!

a song

downhere - the more
I met You like a little child
Wide-eyed and mystified
That You could love even me
So I'm here to testify
That it's been an amazing ride with You
And I have never walked alone
Wanna give You every moment, every minute
It's takes a lifetime to know You, to know You

And the more You show me, the more You grow me
The more Your glory becomes all there is
And the more I know You, the more I need You
The more I love You, the more You become to me

Fast-forward to the golden years
A smaller pride and a bigger fear
But still, no way are we done yet
I pray that You would keep me mystified,
In every way that I will still abide in You
Till You come to take me home
Wanna give You every moment, every minute
And take a lifetime to know You, to know You

Wanna give You every moment, every minute
I'll take a lifetime to know You
Hold me Lord, keep me
Draw me closer every moment of my life

depression

ARGH! my handphone! it got STOLEN! anyway, it's LOST! it's MISSING. i feel handicapped without it! whoever has taken my handphone, please return it to me. please. :( return me my sim card my handphone and the battery along with the accesories that came with it. please. return sian's wallet inside. GOSH. her wallet contained 170++bucks inside!

the distance between my bag and to the locker was like 1++metres ONLY. i walked to my locker, opened it, took out some books, closed it and walked back in less than 1minute, AND IT WAS GONE! my books, bag, handphone and wallet was together and my wallet and handphone was together outside on my books beside my bag on the floor beside the bench. HOW CAN IT JUST DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT?!

i felt like crying during chem and amaths and emaths. i have never lost anything in my school life. i have never lost my wallet or handphone or textbook or workbook before. why must this happen to me? and on the 2nd last day of school.

please, the person who took it, just return it to me. i promise i won't hold any grudges. i will forgive and forget. please. i'm suffering from utter sadness :(

dead beat

seriously tiredd. had syf training early in the morning to afternoon. and then after that, sometime after lunch, went for my badminton training. man. coach has so many students. don't wanna go there anymore. stick to tennis. haha. tennis got coach and mervyn from kids central :) sigh. i just feel so stressed out. school's ending on tuesday and meet the parents is on wednesday. what can miss hia say about me when she doesn't even teach me anything but lifeskills? mummy wants to see mdm toh. shit. my maths totally sucks man. chemistry too. expecting a d7. don't even understand a shit about those chemical and ionic equations. man. i love the practicals. not theory.

found this illusions blog. really cool.

jokes

these all the corn jokes i know.

where can you store corn?

in a CORNtainer (container)


where can you find the most corn?

in a CORNtinent (continent)


why was the corn so sexy?

it had sillCORN implants (sillcon)

outing

haha. watched mission impossible 3 today! MI3! whoohoo. wow. saw many fairsians there. populated with fairsians. well. went out with a whole big group of people.

easter in conjunction with my birthday PHOTOS

haha. the best present :)


the beginning scene.


a scene. jesus saves


mahjong khakis. lets cut the cake together!


glam?


yummy cookies steph baked for me.


my birthday lunch. the food we ate.


me in part of the costume having lunch.


paul ho in darth more.


me rachel and cassandra. DEMONS.

SABAHphotos

here are some of the photos that i managed to take and weren't spoilt. it was real wasted la. always raining, unable to take. such a pity. i really loved the time at sabah. the jokes we cracked.


here's the gushing river and the photo was taken on one of the many bridges we crossed.


our beloved instuctors, mark anthony and sarah propsting. mark is the MAN-LIEST MAN OF ALL MEN. haha.


the beautiful sunset, taken on the plane.


photo taken at dunkin' donuts with the dunkin pack. from left to right : joyyeo allicia sian me shuyi and eunice.


group DYNAMO! top row from left to right : calvin amar liangfu yongchuan enping and me. bottom row from left to right : khaidan shahidah danielsim gina cuifen and allicia. WE TOTALLY ROCKED THE WHOLE SABAH!


outward bound sabah. evidence that i was THERE.

OBS SABAH

i'm BACK!!! i miss all of you sweetie-pies here in singapore! lemme now recall everything that happened in sabah.

day one
students who were going for obs sabah were to assemble in school at 1pm. at that time, the school was like having chinese mid-year oral. haha. i have no mid year exams! we were briefed on the process of getting from school to sabah. we had to board a bus to get to senai airport and take a plane from there to the kota kinabalu airport. the school hired this bus which was HOT PINK! i screamed! i didn't want to take a bus which was pink in colour! haha. anyway, the trip to senai airport was fun. ate in the bus. everybody was happy go lucky. senai airport was freaking small. like phnom penh airport but bigger. there wasTWO wonderful shops there. FAMOUS AMOS and DUNKIN' DONUTS. went to both shops. me joyyeo shuyi allicia eunice sian, practically did our 2.4km there. walking from end to end talking. bored to death. haha.

when we finally were able to board the plane, it was hot like hell in there. stupid air asia. really budget. the aircon was like shit la. only till like we were in the air when it was cool. then we were not allowed to eat outside food in the plane, but who cares. the food they sold were so expensive! RM4 for a cup of milo? RM6 for cup noodles? anyway, the all the air stewardess acted like they had PMS to we fmss students -_-" the journey was two hours. the sunset scenery was amazingly beautiful. oh yah. i brought a camera with a 1GB memory card and two batteries. and the 1GB memory card didn' t fit the camera but it still worked but there were lots of card errors. but it didn't totally die out on me.

arriving at kota kinabalu airport. the airport was really freakingly small. the ob group was splitted into two groups to fit the two small buses. my bus group went crazy and kept on singing songs. by the time we reached the centre, it was already 7pm plus and it was dark and we put our bags outside the dining hall and proceeded in for dinner. this was the first encounter with the annoying mosquitoes. dinner was okay. we had to wash our own plates and utensils. after that, we were divided into our groups. i have no idea how we were divided. anyway, my group was group3. our instructors were mark and sarah. the people in were me cuifen gina shahidah and allicia amar liangfu yongchuan enping calvin danielsim and khaidan. one first thought, i thought that the group wouldn't work out. too clique-ish and stuff like that. but i was SO WRONG.

after in groups, our group went to collect our linen. it looked clean. we heard some noises above us and saw some things hanging. it looked like BATS but it was not. it was just some birds. swallows i think. and the shit pile they made was disgusting. and if you wanted to sit on the floor, you had to sit in a place away from those many shit piles. we then proceeded to our bunks with all our luggages. our group shared the bunk with group2. haha. then, we were on our own with some free time. then it was sleeping time, and i couldn't sleep. my pillow was so HARD but i fell asleep anyway.

day two
woke up at 5.30am and chiong to washup and brush. had to go for morning exercise at 6am at the field. serious mosquito feeding. haha. the exercise way weird. we had to like run to touch the trees. haha. then it was breakfast. was some noodles and kaya toast. after that was photo taking. group photo and whole ob group photo. then it was team dynamics. wow. lots of hugging and supporting each other. like crocodile crossing and bench arrangement. haha. don't care whether guy or girl, just touch la. haha. i have already started liking my group at this point of time. then it was lunch. lunch was okay la. then we had somemore team dynamics while group1 and 2 prepared for their sailing expedition and then they sailed off around sunset that time. then it was dinner and dinner was okay. had to wash our own stuff. oh yah. in the morning, don't know which group had to wash the toilet. at night, we had crocker range briefing and started packing our stuff. haha. i had to carry the biggest pot and two packets of maggi mee. plus my two days clothing and other miscellanous stuff. gosh. it was H-E-A-V-Y. then me and cuifen walked out of the building and saw the wonderful moon. you could see the covered black and the shinning moon against the dark blue sky and beautiful stars. really beautiful.oh yah. when packing for our 4 day hike, all 5 girls were fooling around. haha. we were siao. throwing the stuff even though we had a chain formed and played monkey. then it was nighty night.

day three
morning exercise at the beach. saw cows having their stroll. the parent cows were really protective of their lil' ones. haha. then we had to run from one end of the beach to the other. wasn't tiring. really. then it was off to crocker range. took our packed lunch. the bus was very dirty but comfortable. slept in the bus. reached crocker range. i was standing right behind those two navigators, daniel and yongchuan. haha. amazingly, though it was raining and everything was slippery, i didn't fall at all. we started the hike at around11am and hike all the way till 12 for lunch. first encounter with leeches. and i screamed when i dropped my chickenwing into the river and not seeing a leech. it began to rain non-stop. it was already 5pm and the sun was setting. around 6pm it was darkness. i quickly took out my torch and quickly went to pace daniel. i was the 2nd in the row. behind me was enping who was supporting shahidah and then amar. it was really thundering on us. around some narrow and curvy bends, it was really creepy and i was alone. daniel was too fast. i tripped over some root and almost fell off the cliff. luckily i managed to grab another firm root to pull myself up. it was tough and my bag was heavy. managed to pull myself up. and nobody saw me fall. i also didn't scream or whatever. just kept going.

when we finally reached the campsite, it was freakin dark and we sent up the tents in the dark and everybody just piled into it regardless of gender. we were all too cold tired and hungry to care. thankyou mark for helping us make the tent pegs. he is a MAN. inside the tent, we were safe from the rain but not the cold. it was war with the leeches. that was my first encounter with leeches. i screamed and teared when i just lifted up my shirt and saw two leeches sucking my blood! luckily gina dared to pull it off and found that i had another two on my back. i had quite a number on my legs but i could pull them up myself. we just pull them up and squash them up in leaves and threw them out. but the guys, haiyo, they had war with the leeches. they sprayed OFF! at the leeches and sprinkled prickly heat. they did everything to keep the leeches out. oh yah. leeches can't stand the prickly heat and mosquito repellant. it spoils their skin. doing that would bother the leech so painfully they it would curl up and burst to bleed. horrible sight. we guys and girls changed into dry tees with the torches off so nobody could see anything. haha. no peeping. though i was warm, i was still cold. and the space constraint made it worse. i was really SQUEEZED UP. not much sleep for me.

day four
i woke up happy to see the first rays of sunlight. there was quite some warmth. mark had come over to wake us up. we took down the tents and started to set up our fire and cooking stuff. i went to find y-sticks and argh, a vine implanted some cuts onto my left big toe. it became infected over the next few days. anyway after breakfast, we cooked lunch and packed it in. then we were off again. packed up the rest of the tents and groundsheets. argh. had to wear my soggy muddy sock again. trekking and trekking again. up and down, left and right. crossing rivers. for lunch, we camped at some small river. haha. filled up our jerry cans. then, it started to rain after lunch. soon, our formation became that i was in between calvin and cuifen. haha. we had lots of fun. cui was the funniest. no sooner that she said that she was very zai (pro) as she did not fall, she fell on the mud. instructor mark saw that and he just roared with laughter. calvin and i also laughed. managed to reach the village around 4pm. sang 'top of the world'. scenery was brillant. amar liangfu and wesley were simply hilarious with this hole. for that night, we stayed in a villager's home. they had dogs which were always hungry but obedient. the villager's shower was like heaven but cold. at least we girls were clean. the guys bathed somewhere else. i was really very tired so right after dinner, i slept. i only woke up at some times to put on more clothing. my friends said that i slept like some pig.

day five
woke up feeling real refreshed! brushed my teeth. only gina and i did. the rest...yuck.... anyway, we packed up, thanked the villages and it was off. trekking again. had lunch at a river again. we had to cross this bamboo bridge. al of us crossed it already. but when our instructor sarah crossed it, the bridge broke and luckily she fell on a grass patch and not into the river. whew! as for mark, he just walked across the remains of the bridge effortlessly. what a man.

when we finally got to the village around 2pm, i was the first girl to reach there. group4 was already there. and so i was quite infront of my group, then i saw mr ganesan run out from some shelter half naked!!! he only had a blue towel to cover his lower part. i screamed and covered my eyes. haha. then i turned around the corner and had a shock of my life. the whole of the group4 guys were bathing half naked! i screamed again. then shahidah came to see why i screamed, she herself screamed when she saw the topless guys. really. it was a shock. we then went to bathe. wash our head only la. actually we were supposed to help the villagers there but it was raining heavily so we stayed inside playing. haha. played truth and dare with cuifen sophia gina amar liangfu and wesley. man. liangfu acutally dared to do the dares with made him do. he really had nothing to lose. hilarious game. then it was dinner. i helped to wash the plates and utensils. about 20 plus stuff to wash. it's a lot. then after dinner, it was the cultural exchange time. the kedahsans had their eagle dance and gong presentaion while we just sang 'the more we get together' in many languages and our school song. haha. nice. took some photos and stuff like that.

and we, dynamos, realised that liangfu had a retard face. haha. joking. oh yah. my grp had a tough time choosing a group name. first it was penguins then it was something else then something else then headhunters then something else then finally dynamo. we didn't even know why we chose that name. our instructor sarah just suggested the name dynamo and we took it. haha. it was then bedtime. mr ganesan told us 'bedtime stories' which were actually ghost stories. i slept inbetween alvin hui and sophia lim. haha. my legs were at enping's. at some point of time, i really needed to go pee. i got sian to go with me. it was really scary. with only a torch. then i went back to sleep. this time everybody woke up and it was only like 2am and we were all feeling cold. so we put all our feet together. man. it was very warm and heavy and the same time.

day six
woke up feeling cold again. me gina shahidah and allicia had our breakfast later because we were doing the washing. i helped packed the lunch in. then we were off again. our final hike. after quite sometime, we came to a river and we had to cross it. mark, our instructor, the MAN-LIEST MAN OF ALL MEN, went to test out the current. too strong. so we had to cross it by a log. hilarious sight. crossing the river on a log was like humping the log! me n cuifen immediately thought of igallop. the sickest invention. haha. when we finally reached the fish pond, we had our maggi lunch. poor shahidah, she injured her shin the day before and it became worse when she well. so we made our way to the fish pond first. after that, mark came rushing to us saying that one girl had to stay with shahidah and them while the rest of us catch up with the group4. gina voluteered. so we were off.

i was called to go to the front. haiyo. made me pissed off. group4's instructor johnny kept on playing with the leeches. irritating. no wonder the weaklings liked his pace. it was already 4pm and still i couldn't see the finishing point. my morale really dropped. then i started telling my lame jokes to boost people's morale. it brought laughter. haha. my bag was really heavy by now. i even carried shahidah's part of the load. heavy sia. still i perserve on. didn't fall or anything. when we finally saw and heard sounds of the cars on the road, everybody pratically screamed and lit up! we were happy! i teared when i finally saw the road and the bus waiting for us. there was a steep slope to scale but i didn't care. i was like sliding and jumping and when i finally reached the road, i hugged a pole. it turned out to be an electricity pole. haha. no lightning. everybody was rejoicing! hugs and kisses were made. haha. after like 10 hours in the jungle with rain and cold, it was good to see the road. i sat with enping on the bus. leeches everywhere. one crawled to my ear and another to my arm when i was sleeping. another two creeped into each feet. and all 4 were tiger leeches. in the bunk, i pulled all of them out and the bites wouldn't stop bleeding! even plastering them with many plasters, it didn't work.it overflowed out of the plaster. changed the plasters over and over again.haiyo.

i was really very tired so right after dinner, i washed my clothes and shoes and slippers and dried them and then plonked to dreamland with cuifen and allicia. wonder how come sophia and gina and shahidhah had so much energy left in them.

day six
eveybody was late. didn't brush teeth or whatever. we were all so tired that we overslept. supposed to be at the beach house by 6am but i woke up at 6am and immediately woke everyone up! i was the only one who could wake up! me and cui chiong to the beachhouse. we were one of the earliest. haiyo. we had a light exercise and then we went for breakfast. best breakfast ever. after that, we had to pack our bags for sailing. lesser stuff to bring. we set off around like 11am. i learned how to setup the sails and everything. haha. the jig sail. we were much faster than the group4. then it rained. perfect time for a swim and we had already set up our tents and everything. we all ran and plonked into the water. played monkey. then later group4 joined us. haha. then some guys went to play soccer. me n cuifen went to join them. it was freezing cold out of the water and it was raining and there was wind. after a while i was warm but all the running. haha. tackled wesley and i didn't fall. sturdy. he fell. i never want to be the goalkeeper. something like striker. haha. played midfield also. haha. poor wesley. kena by me twice. when the rain stopped we started on our dinner. cooked a buffet. haha. everyone of us opened up by then. when it became dark, me and allicia went to change. accompanied gina. wonderful sunset. dinner was good. sandflies was irritating. haha.

around like 10pm, our group went for a group walk from one end of the beach to the other end. haha. great fun. then after that, it was ghost story time. nice effect. around 11pm, i was really very tiredd and so me and cuifen followed amar and the rest into the tent. slept like a pig again. sailing was tiring.

day seven
woke up. we prepared a good breakfast for the instructors. yummy. was like a buffet. we even had watermelon was breakfast. haha. we then set up the sailing boat again. wow. in the morning, the beach waters had tons of jellyfish! dangerous man. their sting is poisonous. we soon set off. dynamo was very slack that day la. we just wanted the tow boat to tow us back. ooh. i got wonderfully tanned. haha. lovely. the moment we reached back at the obs centre, we jumped for joy! haha. all of us immediately splitted jobs. i did the pot cleaning. haha. its amazing how you can clean soot off with sand. after pot washing, it was lunch time. then i went back to the bunk. it's was a mess. anyway, i still loved it. and i couldn't find my camera. i was super distressed. i went shouting to amar. he too was shocked for his own camera went haywire. after my bath, i went to lie on the bed to try and think where i last put it. in the end, i fell asleep. then it was time for some high elements. but it was raining so it was cancelled. and was changed to some reflecting. had to write a letter. then i went back to the bunk to pack and find my camera. at last, i found it. it was near the dustbin. -_-". some idiot. whoever put that there is ----------. anyway, stuffed everything into the fila luggage bag. then it was like 5pm and it was dinner time. after dinner, we had to assemble already to leave for the kota kinabalu airport. yay! mark came with us to see us off. real touching. and even the guys cried.

on the plane, this time i sat gina and mr ganesan! in front was cuifen liangfu and amar. haiyo. no fun. those two girls slept like pigs. i bought cup noodles on the place and liangfu bought a cup of milo. thanks liangfu for helping me talk to the stewardess. we got pretty pissed with the air stewardess and so did mr ganesan. we reached senai airport and was disappointed that dunkin donuts wasn't open. took the hot pink bus back again. to fmss. wow. miss lim wasn't there but mr ow was. wowowow. had a final debrief. haha. my daddy pooled shuyi home. haha. thats it.


so, on sunday morning, i slept at 3am woke up at 10am and slept again at 1pm and woke up again at 5pm and had dinner. haha. didn't go church.

pon school today. got mc. got medicine. stupid doctor. tmr got chem test. shit you marktan.

anyway, dynamo was really crazy. we had phrases that went like this:
"now arh?"
"then when?"
"me arh?"
"then who?"
"sure anot?"
"then what?"
"no la no la"
haha.

i remember the time we just all talked horny in the tent. HAHA. oops. explict language used. in every group there were weak links. for group1, it was joavan. for group2, it was raoul. for group3, it was allicia. for group4, it was rachel. my group, dyanamo, was simply crazy. we could crack jokes anywhere anytime. haha. i'm already missing my instructors mark and sarah. sobs. i miss sabah. :) i want my dynamo jersey! DYANAMO#12! my register number! woots. haha. we are man!

OBS SABAH

i have returned from ob sabah!! haha. i shall now recall all the events that happened. i miss all of you sweetie-pies!!

day one

TOMORROW

TOMORROW, i'll be leavinn' for OBS SABAH!! WOOTS!! yipee! first, we'll be meeting in school then take some buses will take us to the causeway to senai airport where we would be taking some BUDGET airline to sabah.

i'm soo excited. it's my first overseas trip with schoolmates!

woots

woots. i'm leavingg singapore for sabah in like three days time! sabah sabah sabah. man. we'll be taking some REALLY BUDGET airline at senai airport to get to sabah. leavinn in the afternoon and only coming back on 6th may, which is a sunday, at 2AM IN THE MORNING! i don't think i'll go to school on monday though i got like more than a day to sleep. a week away from studies! haha.

haha. played darts at the t-zone today. man. whose gonna do duty with me tmr??

haiyo. got one good news and bad news.
good news is that i got top for geography. and it's the second time. i actually thought i'll fail. but apparently i didn't. i scored 23/30. and thats the highest. -_-"
bad news is that i did poorly for that emaths paper. 16/30. it was like a very easy paper? anyway, i usually fail my maths tests so its a miracle that i passed.

it was on a saturday afternoon. i'm so sorry sihui. i met DERRICK HOH WEI JIAN. haha. i was buying stuff for my obs sabah and suddenly there he was beside me talking in english and chinese to the saleslady. he's tall. taller than me. and sihui, he has hair on his head. haha. stay true to your BEN. haha.

happy birthday ANNETTE! co-great one!!

MRS ANG HAS GIVEN BIRTH..

sunday

yes! i finally got SOME of the cambodia mission trip photos from shirley. i have been waiting and waiting and waiting. FINALLY. thanks.


the first friend i made at takeo. name: chew.
i remember when i asked for his name, his friends said that he could be eaten. he's super mischievious and hyper. but he's also very helpful. HE'S MINE. haha


haha. a photo with him. he's incredibly shy.


the lil' guys.


haha. sweeping the floor. i DON'T do housework.

the courtroom

THE COURTROOM
If tonight you stood in Heaven's court to seek eternal favor, Would you face Jesus Christ as your Judge, Or would you face him as your Savior?
There are many who don't quite know for sure what that verdict would be if ever;So let's imagine for a moment you're standing dead center in the Courtroom of Forever .
Sitting before you is a structure, massive and intense. It's here your fate will be determined before this Judge's bench.
Then a voice booms, "This court's now in session", and your adrenaline starts to rush. Peering down, with eyes that see through your soul, is God the Father, your Judge.
Then off to your left-- across the room-- is the virtual silhouette-of-sin.Stepping out of the shadows of condemnation, your worst nightmare walks in.
On his face is the smirk of evil incarnate. His mind-- fixed on your destruction in hell.You've been introduced to your prosecuting attorney: none other than Satan himself.
The Bible says he's the accuser of the brethren. So guess what he's gonna do. He's gonna accuse you of your sins-- and he knows them all-- both the old ones and the new.
He's prepared his case for years; Now the golden moment is his.So in arrogance he presents his case to the Judge, and it comes out sounding something like this:
"God, You see this worthless piece of trash over here? This one is a sinner to the core.This one has committed adultery, cursed his neighbor, stolen money, been into drugs, alcohol and even more."
"This hopeless wretch has even slandered friends... and by that guilty face this whole courtroom can tell That to a moral certainty, and beyond any reasonable doubt, this one deserves eternal judgment in hell"
The words of accusation still echo. Your every sin thrown up in your face. Then God opens the book where every deed is recorded and reviews your records of disgrace.
God says, "The book says you did this, this and this... and everything you were accused of today.Now, before I sentence you to hell forever, are there any last words you have to say?"
Now, if it's true you're standing there in the Courtroom of Eternity, With God to your front, and Satan the Prosecutor to your left, There's one remaining eternal truth-- one that's crucial to remember One that you should never, ever, ever forget...
That on the other side of the courtroom, I said, on the other side of the courtroom ( You ain't hearing me tonight) I said, on the OTHER SIDE of the courtroom
Is the one and only Son of God, revealed in time and space. And He's your Defense Attorney, who has never lost a case.
It's not Buddha, Mohammed or Krishna, or any others who've succumbed to death;Ladies and gentlemen, on the other side of the courtroom, is Jesus Christ of Nazareth !
Then Jesus jumps up n'says: "Wait a minute Judge, now I've got something to say. May I remind you that on a cross 2,000 years ago I washed his sins away"
"I was crucified, I died, they put Me in a tomb But long about the midnight hour,The power of God hit Me, and I walked out of that grave alive and well with resurrection power".
Then the devil said, "It's in the book, it's written in the book Check the book." And God said, "OK". Then He takes the book out, lays it open and says, "Now, we'll see what this book has to say".
He turns to the first page, the second page, the third; By the fourth the devil seemed shook.God closes it and says, "The blood of Jesus must have worked 'Cause there is absolutely nothing in this book"
The devil says, "Now, wait a minute, check that book again All his sins are written down, they're all right there" God said, "Devil maybe you're mistaken all together. Maybe it's this other book down here"
The devil cries, "NO! Not that book, not that one". God said,"Devil why you so uptight?" God sets the book down, the dust flies and on the cover it says: The Lamb's Book Of Life.
Is your name in that book? Is your name in that book? Is your name in that book for sure? If you've been forgiven and your name is written, then lift your hands, praise the Lord. Yes, my name's in that book. Yes, my name's in that book. Yes, my name's in that book tonight.I've been forgiven, and I know my name is written in The Lamb's Book Of Life, in the Lamb's Book Of Life!
This court is adjourned."

BIRTHDAY'06

haha. THANKS julia tan for the 9th piglet! i love piglet even though he's totally PINK. haha. thanks fion, sophia, eunice and constance for the tigger cup! it's really very nice. thanks steph liaw for the homemade cookies! they are really very good to eat! thanks joanna for the the belt thingy. i like the colour. thanks clarissa for the notebook! the cover's really very nice!

haha. easter performance was GREAT! whoohoo! we demons rocked! haha. acting sinister and evil. muahaha.


i'm really very disappointed.

BIRTHDAY 2006

13th april, thursday
i love my DEAREST FRIENDS! you people are the greatest! thanks for brightening up my day. i sure had a SMILE on my face the WHOLE DAY!! except for recess. those two female dogs shouldn't have cut my queue. it really ruined my appetite. I AM FIFTEEN!

i was pretty unlucky on my birthday. early in the morning, the carpark was dark. i didn't see the lorry's mirror and i bang into it. then, when entering my dad's car, i didn't bend low enough and hit my head AGAIN. then, during physics lesson, i almost slipped and fell. not enough friction. then, during amaths lesson, i tripped over my bag strap and fell. it was HUMILATING. then, during chinese, my hip hit into the whiteboard's edge :(

thanks for all the presents! the wonderful toys, stationery, and stuff. haha. thanks ruth, julien, vincent and edmund for the ripcurl bag. it's the first! thanks mark ho for the box of chocolates. thanks joanne for the toothbrush. thanks EVERYBODY. this year, i think the BEST PRESENT would be from huang yuliang. haha. it's the best and i really like it. it's a bear carrying a bouquet of live flowers!! so sweet! i think it's really expensive. haha.

did t-zone duty with xiangfeng. haha. ended up playing the xbox. MAN! she's SO GOOD at that kungfu game. went home ALONE at 5pm. sigh. had to go home alone on my birthday. it was the least expected thing.

for dinner, my family went to jack's place for dinner. haha. had my favourite steak. yum. then went to get a cake to celebrate with my friends. it was cheesecake with strawberries. sweet.

so, my dad sent me to shuyi's house. i went up and pressed the doorbell. i could hear the four girls, shuyi sihui allicia and christabel, SCREAMING. haha. it was in shuyi's room when they gave me my present. haha. i really love it. there was a blue plastic bag. there were 14 items inside. the plastic bag is considered as another 1 item. EVERYTHING WAS IN BLUE IN COLOUR. haha. LOVE IT. thanks girls! haha. the funniest gift was the COIN.

we then proceeded to allicia's house for our SLEEPOVER '06. we put down our things and did some snooping around. then sat on the sofa to watch the 40 year old virgin. it's an nc-16 movie. i'm only 15. boy was it sick. we only started watching it like 12 midnight. and it ended around 2am. we then went to the room and talked and talked and talked and talked and played and acted. haha. we only ended till like 4.30am!!! and I REVEALED MY THREE YEAR LONG SECRET. hush hush. haha.

14th april, friday
SLEEPOVER'06 consisted of me, allicia, christabel, sihui and shuyi.we only woke up till like 11am. didn't go to church for service and dance practice. sorry. i feel super guilty. we quickly bathed and got dressed and proceeded to town. SHOOTS. it was raining CATS AND DOGS AND MONKEYS AND GORILLAS. haha. we bought an umbrella. it was a spoilt umbrella. it got my addidas shoe wet. it got all of us wet. we went to cinelesiure. went to buy tickets for the movie black night. haha. it isn't a very good horror movie so don't watch it. it didn't leave much impact on me. haha. DON'T WATCH IT. we had a late lunch at like 3pm. so tons of fairsians. ncc juniors and seniors. lots of fairsians. it seems that cineleisure is a fairsian hangout. oh yah. we took neoprints too and guess who was there? it was yuyang from that campus superstar. he was with his girlfriend. then a lot of girls wanted to take with him but he said no and got real pissed off. even the counter ladies wanted a photo with him.

allicia pratically slept through the whole horror movie. sihui and bel practically screamed and laughed throughout the whole movie. shuyi practically watched the whole movie. i practially had tons of emotions throughout the whole movie. then bel had to go back. her parents are strict. we went shopping after the movie. and we wandered aimlessly in orchard before going back to cineleisure for dinner. ate at my gaillee. haha.

okay. the table beside our table was a guys table. and they kept on looking at us. when i picked up my bro's call and the conversation was about home, a guy from the table said that : oh. ta yao hui jia le ( she wants to go home already). and when i didn't finish the coke a guy said : ta mei you ba coke he wan ( she didn't finish drinking the coke). allicia and i found them weird and turned our body direction away from them. then when a group of girls came in a guy said : na ge bitch hen chou ( that bitch is so ugly). sorry for the use of vulgarities. we then left quickly after dinner and proceeded back to shuyi's home.4 of us

on the mrt, there were this group of guys. kept looking in our direction also. if i wasn't a councillor or a christian and if i was a mean girl, i most probably would have said this : what the **** are you looking at? haha.

end of story.

i love you all! thanks for the presents!

days

ever since that food poisoning incident, sigh, more teachers seems to know me, including miss elaine lim, miss wong bick guan and mr lim sin heng. oh! mr lim and my daddy are GOOD FRIENDS. haha.

yes! i'm now a sergeant! whoohoo! yesterday was enrolment and promotion parade. muhaha. haha. being the timer for the parade added some responsibility. yesterday was several seniors last day of training. sad. and poh huat sir's last day. it was the first time i had seem him cry and laugh. man. we're gonna take over soon la. so pressurizing.

today was sports day. did first aid duty. man. boring. yawns. i'll never do first aid duty ever again.

yes! it's confirmed that i'm going for obs sabah. here i come! there's gonna be like 30 boys and only like 18 girls?! haha.

fighting crime trying to save the world they come justin time